I'm glad you asked. Goatse is a super awesome image that EVERYONE loves. But DO NOT GOOGLE IT! Let's just say... it will open you right up.
Well, this is the Goatse Virus! It's designed to help everyone experience the wonder that is Goatse. OK, so first of all I'm going to change your background for you. I'm going to put a Goatse there instead, so every time you turn the computer on you can experience the amazing Goatse in all it's glory!
I'm sure you'll prefer the Goatse. Anyway, the next thing I'm going to do to help you is send the Goatse to everyone in your email contacts so they can see Goatse in all it's glory!
Certainly! Just scroll down SLOWLY.
What?! Well, I am offended. I think I'll just leave and you can see the Goatse for yourself!
Too late! Enjoy your Goatse! muahahahaha...