Godel, Escher, Bach

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GEB is a book with around one holyshit-illion pages. Everyone who picks it up either doesn't finish it or pretends that they do. The cock-munchers. It is also a controlled substance.

The Premise[edit]

What happens when you finish, or start, reading GEB.

IN THE BEGINNING, Douglas F. Hoftstedenstepolopogous set out to write a book about Math. Instead, he wrote the fucked-up mind-trip that is GEB. He then read it, causing his head to promptly asplode.

Facts and Warnings[edit]

If you see a copy, run. Or, ya know, read it. Cause it's pretty interesting. A lotta deep stuff in there.