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|Date of birth||Unknown: mother in coma for 5 years|
|Place of birth||&O____o&----> o-<-<|
|Date of death||[]|
|Place of death|
|First Lady||S. Mycock|
|Order||225th queen, 23rd king|
|Vice President||S. Mycock|
|Prime Minister||Ran in 1965 election|
|Term of office||Stone age–Golden age|
|Preceded by||Elvis Presley|
|Succeeded by||Your Mom|
Meir was born to Mathilda Ughmyhead, a woman that was raped in the ear during a bizzare "advanced Strip poker" game, where people should actually be poked by stuff after being completly naked (and you can't be poked twice on the same spot). The event caused the UN to declair the game forbidden to the mankind, but years later, as a Israeli politician, Meir could piss on the UN and allow the game in her country, the result being a lot of peple being poked by knives by terrorists.
Meir was born in the small village of Earring, Southen Earland before moving to Israel as an exchange student 22 years later. Her excellent hearing abilities made a lot of people call her "bitch", and also got to the ears of the then-king of Israel, Elvis Presley. Elvis became Meir's boyfriend and 3.5 weeks after they got married.
As a queen, Meir became famous and everybody started to notice her waxy skin color. As a result she got her second nickname, Goldy, and started a rock band with the same name. Elvis was very offended and jelous by her huge success and started to eat a lot. Finally, his daughter's marriage to Michael Jackson gave him a heart attack and he died, leaving Meir to rule Isarel by herself.
The golden era
While Golda Meir was the only female queen in the history of Israel, she was known for her remarkable manhood and is considered one of the greatest non-Kakun Israelies of all time. She died in 1978 and is buried on Mount Herzlikefuk.