We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. Aesop In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.George Orwell
 Gordan Brown is a lovely man who loves cars. He is well known for his lovely smile and charming wit as a result of this the British public have fallen in love with him and recently voted him the best prime minister ever to walk the earth.
Living on the best known council estate in the world, Downing Street, means Gordan is living a tough life while trying to kind of run one on them country style things.
Petrol prices have shot down since Gordan took over the hot seat. This mainly down to his every increasing wisdom which means all the petrol is watered down to ensure you can go that little bit further.
Gordan is a hater of money and as a result of this has abolished all taxes. He just does not see the point.
Gordan is in a civil partership with Elton John. Not that Elton John though. Oh no. The Elton John who we have not hear of. Apprently he keeps him in a bunker, and has done for the last 18 years.
The Love Children
Gordan took over the reigns from Britains best known war hater Tony Blair. The two of them got on like a house on fire and farthered 4 kids together. Tony 1, Tony 2, Gordan 1 and Gordan 2. All the children were ginger and currently suffer from anorexia.
Recent news involving the pink party that Gordan runs are
Best election ever: Labour win 4000 more seats
Mayor of London remains unchanged
Conservatives give up forever.
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