Gran Turismo

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“What the Hell? It doesn't even have a Hemi!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Gran Turismo

Owner's manual[edit]

In the beginning there was Car. Car was lonely, so it created Driver. But Driver wasn't old enough to drive Car. Or, in some cases, Driver had a suspended Car-Driving license, or Driver didn't feel the need to take unnecessary risks with Car, because Driver thought it would be unfair for other Cars or Drivers to get hurt.

Product Planning[edit]

Driver spoke to Polyphony Digital, who spoke with Sony, who in turn, needed a Car Driving game to boost sales in their upstart video game market. Polyphony Digital (from here on known as PD) created an Ultimate Car Driving game out of the rib of Pole Position, two chicken bones from Hard Drivin', and a side of hot sauce from Ayrton Senna's Super Monaco GP. Thus, Gran Turismo was created in the year 5757. Later, after the quarterly reports were released, Sony saw that this was Good.

Side-effects of Driving Simulators[edit]

Since GT was originally tested on a superior race of humans, it had awful side effects on North Americans, Europeans, and other landmasses founded by white people. Whomever used it was bound to refer to their Cars by ridiculous alphanumeric code-names, like AE86, EK9, and R32; There were Cars they couldn't have for a variety of reasons, so they used many names for Car as a sibboleth to mark the Drivers from the rest of humanity.

Other side effects:

  • Foul language.
  • Throwing hard-plastic items with an electrical cord attached.
  • Disdain for any metal other than gold.
  • Lack of sleep.
  • Car accidents
  • Lack of work or education (other than discovering precise braking and shift points).
  • Flu-like symptoms (presumably to avoid work or school).
  • Consumption of veal.
  • General Bad Driving.

List of Cars in Gran Turismo[edit]

Acura[edit]

  • Camaro Type R '99
  • Diablo Type R '92
  • Integra Type R '98 spec
  • Mustang Type R '90
  • NSX Type R '92
  • NSX Type R Negative Zero '97
  • Saleen TT Type R '94

Alfa Romeo[edit]

  • 145 2.0 Cloverleaf '98
  • 159 2.0 Juliet 16V '98
  • 156 2.5 Capulet 24V '98
  • 166 2.0 Tybalt '98
  • 166 2.5 Montague '98
  • 166 3.0 Peter 24V '98
  • 195 2.5 Tea-Spark '95
  • GTV 2.0 Sampson 16V '98
  • GTV 3.0 Escalus 24V '98

Amish Engineering[edit]

  • 174 Buggy SS DUB Edition '16

Aston Martin[edit]

  • DB6
  • DB7
  • V8 Vantage

Audi[edit]

  • S1
  • S2
  • S3
  • S4
  • TiTi Quatro
  • TT LM edition

BMW[edit]

  • 323i Coupe (E36)
  • 323ti Compact (E36)
  • 328i Sedan (E46)
  • 528i Sedan
  • 740I Sedan
  • 840Ci Sports

Cadillac[edit]

  • El DeNegro '65
  • Escalade DUB edition '34

Chevrolet[edit]

  • Camaro Z28
  • Camaro Z28 '69
  • Cavalier '94
  • Corvette Grand Sport Coupe SS 427 '96
  • Silverado Dually '07

Daihatsu[edit]

  • Mira TR (4WD) '98
  • Mira TR-XX '90
  • Mira TX (2WD) '97
  • Mira TX (4WD) '97
  • Move SR-XX (4WD)
  • Move CX '95
  • Move SR-XX (2WD) '97
  • Move SR-XX (4WD) '97
  • Move Aero Down Custom '98
  • Opti Aero Down Beex '98
  • Opti Club Sports (2WD) '97
  • Opti Club Sports (4WD) '97
  • Storia CX (2WD) '98
  • Storia CX (4WD) '98
  • Storia X4 '98
  • Storia Rally Car
  • Terioskid Aerodown '98

Dodge[edit]

  • 843ci V8 Hemi
  • Avenger ES
  • Caravan '86
  • Challenger '72
  • Charger '71
  • Intrepid ES
  • Neon
  • Viper GTS

Fiat[edit]

  • 500R '75
  • 500 Sporting '98
  • 600
  • Barchetta
  • Coupe 2.0 20V Turbo
  • Punto GT
  • PUNTOVHAH AWW FUCK MY [email protected]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ford[edit]

  • Cougar 2.5I 24V '97
  • Escort 1.8 Gti
  • Focus '06
  • GT40 '66
  • GT40 "Race Car" '69
  • Mustang GT '99
  • Mustang SVT Cobra '99
  • Puma 1.7I DOHC
  • Taurus SHO '99
  • Shit Green Pinto '79

Honda[edit]

  • Accord ShI-T '98
  • Accord Type R
  • Accord Wagon ShI '98
  • Accord ShI '96
  • Accord Touring Wagon ShI '96
  • Accord ShI-T '97
  • Accord Wagon 2300VTL 4WD '97
  • Beat '91
  • Civic (Comes stock with giant wing and fart can)
  • Civic SI VTEC Type-Z
  • CRX Del Shit SiR '92
  • CRX Del Shit VXi '92
  • CRX Del Shit SiR '95
  • CRX Del Shit VGi '95
  • CRX Del Shit TuRD '25
  • CRX SiR '89
  • Life T Type '98
  • Prelude Si VTEC Type-G X5000 '94
  • S2000 '85
  • Shit VTEC Turbo '83

Jaguar[edit]

  • XJ Sport 3.2
  • XJR-15
  • XJ220
  • XJR Vehicle
  • XK8 Coupe
  • XKR
  • XLF
  • XLY
  • XXX
  • XXXXVIII


Lister[edit]

  • Blizzard V10
  • Hurricane V5
  • Twister Si
  • Typhoon V6
  • Storm V12

Lotus[edit]

  • Elan S2 '64
  • Elan S4 Sprint '71
  • Elan S2 '90
  • Elise
  • Esprit Sport 350
  • Esprit V8 GT
  • Esprit V8 SE

Mazda[edit]

  • Countech '96
  • Eunos Cosmo 13B Type-S CCS '94
  • Familia GT-X (BG) '92
  • Familia GT-R (BG) '92
  • Familia S-Wagon For the Love of God Why Did We Make This Name SO Long Sport 20 '99
  • Miata '00
  • RX-7 RS-R '97
  • RX-7 Type Gallardo '99
  • Mazdaspeed 1
  • Mazdaspeed 2
  • Mazdaspeed 3
  • Mazdaspeed 4
  • Mazdaspeed 5
  • Mazdaspeed 6

Mercedes-Benz[edit]

  • A160 Avantgarde
  • AMG C43
  • AMG C55
  • AMG E55
  • CLK 200 Sports
  • CLK 320 Sports
  • SLK Kompressor
  • CLK Race Car (Not accessible)

Mini[edit]

  • Mini Sooper Dooper Pooper Scooper 1.3i

Mitsubishi[edit]

  • 3000GT LM edition
  • Eclipse GT '97
  • Lancer Evolution III GSR '95
  • Lancer Evolution IV GSR '96
  • Lancer Evolution V GSR '98
  • Lancer Evolution VI GSR '99
  • Lancer Evolution VII GSR '00
  • Lancer Evolution VIII GSR '01
  • Lancer Evolution IX GSR '02
  • Lancer Evolution X GSR '03
  • Lancer Evolution XI GSR '04
  • Lancer Evolution XII GSR '05
  • Lancer Evolution XIII GSR '06
  • Lancer Evolution XIV GSR '07
  • Lancer Evolution XV GSR '08
  • Minica Pj '98
  • Minica Dangan ZZ '90
  • Mirage Cyborg R '92
  • Mirage Asti RX '96
  • Mirage Asti RZ '97
  • Mirage Cyborg-ZR '97
  • Mirage Asti RX-R '98
  • Mirage Tank, RA2 Allied type '72

Nissan[edit]

  • 240Z HS30 (240ZG) '71
  • 240SX Q's '95
  • 240SX Q's Aero (S14) '95
  • 240SX Fastback Type S '96
  • 240SX Fastback Type X '96
  • 300ZX GTS GT '99
  • 300ZX Version R 2by2 '98
  • 300ZX Version R 2by2 Twin Turbo '98
  • 300ZX Version S 2seater '98
  • 300ZX Version S 2seater Twin Turbo '98
  • 300ZX Version S 2by2 '94
  • 300ZX Version R 2by2 Twin Turbo '94
  • 300ZX Version S 2seater '94
  • 300ZX Version S 2seater Twin Turbo '94
  • Arta Zexel Skyline GT-R GT'99
  • Calsonic Skyline GT-R GT '99
  • Cube X '98
  • Flat Tire '98
  • HKS Drag Queen
  • Kure R33 GT
  • March G# 97
  • March Super Turbo '89
  • Pennzoil nismo '99
  • Primera 2.0Te '90
  • Primera 2.0Te '95
  • Primera 2.0Te-V '98
  • Primera 2.0G-V '98
  • Pulsar Gti-R '91
  • Pulsar VZ-R '97
  • Pulsar VZ-R N1 '97
  • R390 GT1 LM Race Car '98
  • R390 GT1 LM Race Car '97
  • R390 GT1 Road Car '98
  • Silvia K's Aero SE Sports Package (S14) '98
  • Silvia K's Aero SE Beach Package (S14) '00
  • Silvia K's Aero SE Race Package (S14) '98
  • Silvia K's Aero SE Offroad Package (S14) '98
  • Silvia K's Aero SE Baja Package (S14) '98
  • Silvia K's Aero SE Economy Package (S14) '98
  • Nismo 40000000000000R
  • Nismo v400R Preceiding Model
  • Skyline Silhouette Formula (R30)
  • Skyline GT-R (R32) '91
  • Skyline GTS-T (R32)'91
  • Skyline GT-R (R33) '91
  • Skyline GT-R (R32) '92
  • Skyline GTS-T (R32)'92
  • Skyline GT-R (R33) '92
  • Skyline GTS-T (R33)'91
  • Skyline GT-R (R32) '93
  • Skyline GT-R (R33) '93
  • Skyline GT-R (R32) '94
  • Skyline GT-R (R33) '94
  • Skyline GT-R (R32) '95
  • Skyline GT-R (R33) '95
  • Skyline GT-R (R32) '96
  • Skyline GT-R (R33) '96
  • Skyline GT-R (R32) '97
  • Skyline GT-R (R33) '97
  • Skyline GT-R (R32) '98
  • Skyline GT-R (R33) '98
  • Skyline GT-R (R32) '99
  • Skyline GT-R (R33) '99
  • Skyline GT-R (R32) '00
  • Skyline GT-R (R33) '00
  • Skyline GT-R (R32) '01
  • Skyline GT-R (R33) '01
  • Skyline GT-R (R32) '02
  • Skyline GT-R (R33) '02
  • Skyline GT-R (R32) '03
  • Skyline GT-R (R33) '03
  • Skyline GT-R (R32) '04
  • Skyline GT-R (R33) '04
  • Skyline GT-R (R32) '05
  • Skyline GT-R (R33) '05
  • Skyline GT-R (R32) '06
  • Skyline GT-R (R33) '06
  • Skyline GT-R (R32) '07
  • Skyline GT-R (R33) '07
  • Skyline GT-R (R34) '07 -Blue
  • Skyline GT-R (R34) '07 -Yellow
  • Skyline GT-R (R34) '07 -Purple
  • Skyline GT-R (R34) '07 -White
  • Skyline GT-R (R34) '07 -Black
  • Skyline GT-R (R34) '07 -Green
  • Skyline GT-R(KPGC10) '71
  • Skyline GT-R NISMO(R32) '90
  • Skyline GT-R Vspec II (R32) '94
  • Skyline GT-R (R32) '89
  • Skyline GTS-t Type M (R32) '91
  • Skyline GTS25 Type S (R32) '91
  • Skyline GTS4 (R32) '91
  • Skyline GT-R Vspec (R32) '93
  • Skyline 280 Type-MR (R33)
  • Skyline GT-R SE SRT-5 VTEC LE R/T Daytona SS 454 Z/28 MAZDASPEED SLR Mclaren GT Version 12.7th Anniversary (R83) '97
  • Skyline GT-R SE SRT-5 VTEC LE R/T Daytona SS 454 Z/28 MAZDASPEED SLR Mclaren GT Version 12.8th Anniversary (R83) '97
  • Skyline GT-R SE SRT-5 VTEC LE R/T Daytona SS 454 Z/28 MAZDASPEED SLR Mclaren GT Version 12.9th Anniversary (R83) '97
  • Skyline GT-R SE SRT-5 VTEC LE R/T Daytona SS 454 Z/28 MAZDASPEED SLR Mclaren GT Version 13.0th Anniversary (R83) '97
  • Skyline GT-R SE SRT-5 VTEC LE R/T Daytona SS 454 Z/28 MAZDASPEED SLR Mclaren GT Version 13.1th Anniversary (R83) '97
  • Skyline (4door) Grand Sport Hemi TT AE86 TDi Feul Injected Si SOHC SRT-8 Type R LP640
  • Skyline GT-R Vspec (R33) '97
  • Skyline GT-R Vspec (R33) '95
  • Skyline GTS25t Type M (R33) '96
  • Skyline 25GT Initial D Supercharged 572 NASCAR Turbo 4x4 Dually Dale Earnhardt Jr. Edition(R34) '98
  • Skyline GT-R Vspec (R34) '99
  • Skyline RS-X Turbo Intercooler (DR3) '84
  • Skyline GTS-R (R31) '87
  • Skyline GT-R 4Door Tuned by Nismo (R33)
  • Stagea Autech Version 260RS '97
  • Stagea RS Four V '97
  • Stagea Autech Version 260RS '98
  • Stagea 25t RS Four V '98
  • Stagea 260RS Tuned by Nismo
  • Sunny VZ-R '98
  • Unisia Jecs Skyline GT-R GT '99

Opel[edit]

  • Astra SRI 2.0i 16V
  • Calibra Touring Car
  • Tigra Ice Race Car
  • Tigra 1.6I
  • Viagra v24

Peugeot[edit]

  • 106 1.6 Rallye
  • 106 1.6 S16
  • 206 GTi
  • 206 Rally Car
  • 206 GTi-6 2.0 (S16)
  • 306 Rally
  • 406 3.0 V6 Coupe

Plymouth[edit]

  • Barracuda '70
  • GTX
  • Reliant '85
  • Road Runner Superbird
  • Wipeout '69

Renault[edit]

  • Clio II 16v
  • Clio Sport V6 24v
  • Espace F1
  • Laguna V6
  • Mégane 2.0 16v Coupé

RUF[edit]

  • BTR
  • BTR2
  • BTR4
  • CTR yellowbird
  • CTR
  • CTR2
  • Turbo R

Shelby[edit]

  • Cobra 427 '67
  • Cobra Coupe
  • GT350
  • GT500
  • GT9000000

Subaru[edit]

  • 360
  • Alcyone/SVX S4 '95
  • Alcyone/SVX Version L '95
  • Forester S/tb '97
  • Impreza Rally Car
  • Impreza Rally Car '99
  • Impreza 22B STi Version '98
  • Impreza Sedan WRX '94
  • Impreza Wagon WRX '94
  • Impreza Sedan WRX STi Version II '95
  • Impreza Wagon WRX STi Version II '95
  • Impreza Sedan WRX '96
  • Impreza Sedan WRX STi Version III '96
  • Impreza Wagon WRX '96
  • Impreza Wagon WRX STi Version III '96
  • Impreza WRX Type R Version IV '96
  • Impreza WRX '97
  • Impreza WRX Type R STi Version IV '97
  • Impreza WRX STi Version IV Wagon '97
  • Impreza WRX Wagon '97
  • Impreza WRX '98
  • Impreza WRX STi Version V '98
  • Impreza WRX STi Type R Version V '98
  • Impreza WRX STi Wagon '98
  • Impreza WRX Wagon '98

Suzuki[edit]

  • Alto Works RS-Z '98
  • Alto Works RS/Z '97
  • Alto Works Sports Limited '97
  • Alto Works RS/X '90
  • Cappuccino '95
  • Cultus Pikes Peak version
  • Escudo Pikes Peak version
  • Kei S '98
  • Servo Mode SR-Four '90
  • Wagon R RR '98
  • Wagon R Aero RS '97
  • Wagon R Corm FT '97
  • Wagon R Turbo RT/S '97

Tommy Kaira[edit]

  • ZZ-S Coupe
  • ZZII
  • ZZIII
  • ZZTOP

Toyota[edit]

  • 2000GT '68
  • Altezza LM Edition
  • Altezza AS200 '98
  • Altezza RS200 '98
  • Aristo S300 '97
  • Aristo V300 '97
  • Aristo 3.0V '91
  • Captain Morgan GT-T T '97
  • Celica '84
  • Corolla Levin Trueno BZGR GT-APEX Rally(AE86) '85
  • Corona Exiv 200GT '96
  • Mark II Tourer S '92
  • Mark II Tourer V '92
  • MR2 Spyder '96
  • MR2 1600G-Limited Super Charger (AW11) '86
  • MR2 G-Limited '96
  • MR2 GT-S '96
  • MR2 G-Limited '96
  • MR2 GT-S '98
  • MR2 (Detroit Show Car) '98
  • MR2 '99
  • Prius '97
  • Rex Supercharger VX
  • Soarer 2.5 GT-T VVT-i '96
  • Soarer 2.5 GT-T '95
  • Sprinter BZG '96
  • Sprinter BZR (A111) '98
  • Sprinter GT-APEX (AE86) '85
  • Starlet Glanza V '96
  • Starlet Glanza V '98
  • Starlet Turbo-S '82
  • Starlet 3 door Turbo S (EP71) '87
  • Starlet 3 door (KP61) '82
  • Supra RZ '97
  • Supra SZ-R '97
  • Supra (turbo) '97
  • Supra TwinTurbo-R (JZA70) '91
  • Supra Quad Turbo I2 '09
  • Castrol Tom's Supra GT '99

TVR[edit]

  • Cerbera 4.2
  • Cerbera 4.5
  • Cerbera Speed 6
  • Chimera 4.2
  • Chimera 4.5
  • Chimera 5.0
  • Speed 2
  • Speed 4
  • Speed 6
  • Speed 8
  • Speed 10
  • Speed 11
  • Speed 12
  • Speed 58
  • Tuscan Speed 6
  • Cerbera LM Edition

Volkswagen[edit]

  • Beetle
  • Bunny '88
  • Golf IV 3.2 V6
  • Golf IV GTi
  • Golf IV GTi 1.8T
  • Golf IV TDi
  • Lupo 1.4
  • Polio 1.4 16V