Grand Theft Auto: London

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Grand Theft auto London is a video game which takes place in London, the aim of the game is to kill terrorists, destroy the good old buses, and the city itself, the game will be released in 2011 and the Popemobile will be in the game aswell you will be able to visit Strip clubs, bars, tattoo parlours, barbers and fastfood restraunts, the game will play the role of Seth Benson, a gay man from London who becomes a Gangster, whom he works for the N.I.G.G.E.R. Group.


Seth Benson the main character of the game, he will perform missions for the N.I.G.G.E.R. Group, a Black group against Asians, he is a huge swearer and he killed 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 people.

N.I.G.G.E.R Stands for Nigerians Inside Great Green Elephants Racism, they are the rival of Seth.

Bensi A Cockney speaking bastard, he destroys the Shoreditch BOYS Club and Runs AWAY.

Benji Dead

Bensi and his lover, his lover falls off the rock.
Bensi's head exploding.


In a clio being chased by the FBI Agents (Duh!)
an easter egg in the game
riding on a motorbike past bigben, note the OBL Pics instead of the clock and the red Sky.
driving in a customized TVR car, heading to the Dead End.
Escaping in the Post Office Lice Car.
Benji's Head Exploding.

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