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“I already fucked”
Before the fame
Grazielli Massafera is a brazilian pornstar. She was created at a secret experiment of eugeny promoved by neonazis to replace the people of our planet with specimens of the "supreme race": white, blond individuals, with green/blue eyes and over 1,70m of height. All her adolescence was marked by the bestiality: the blond lost her virginity at 12 years with a donkey, and since then she had torrid loving relationships with oxen, goats, sheeps, horses, dogs and donkey, always hidden of the papa, who finds that she is virgin until today.
At 18 years she had her great yaw in the life: after puting silicone within her breasts and bribing the jurors with sexual favors she obtained to win some competitions of beauty, as Miss Farm Hen, Miss Swamp Cow, Miss Country Bitch, Miss River Hooker, and Miss Jacarezinho, what guranteed her participations at porn movies with several brazilian pornstars, Years later she entered for the competition of Miss Brazil, in which she was in 3rd place, what she guaranteed a trip to it to Japan, where became loving of two Bissexual Ninfomaniac Swedish Blondies.
Afte the fame
Grazi always wanted to be famous and obtained to arrive at the top of the fame, when she entered in the Big Brother Brazil, of this time she went up of position: being in 2nd place in the competition. Leaving there, immediately the blond one undressed of the innocent mask and turned bitch of one of her former Big Brother companions, with who she was two years "married". (and she betrayed him with all the actors of Rede Globo, until kicked him, at the order of her new entrepreneur and Angélica's sister in the vacant hours, Marcia Cabrita, that to raise her career guest better she dissimulated to date the bissexual, former-New Wave and stunt of actor Cauã Reymond).
Still immediately after to leave the Big Brother, Grazielli (as much other former-Big Brothers) made gratuitous appearances in all the programs of the Rede Globo and, thanks to a secret bissexual relation that had with Angélica and Luciano Huck, she obtained to turn
reporter stunt of reporter of the program Caldeirão do Huck. From this point Grazielli became one sexy symbol Made in Globo, “interpreted” Telminha in the soap opera 'Pages of Life' by Manuel Carlos and received compliments from the TV, theater and cinema critics (after having sex with them).
Her terrible performance representing the paper of silly and without-favour young woman (
herself the same character she roled in the Big Brother) relieved her until the revelation actress of the year prize by the declining Troféu Imprensa of the SBT. And worse, false country-girl without-salt stole the prize that more than what would be deserved of Marjorie Estiano, that in the same soap opera interpreted the young woman that had to ripen very early and to take care of of the proper father (Who wrote this must have drunk. None of the two was revelation. Estiano already had been the Natasha of New Wave, and the Massaputa Massafera made her first work as “actress” in the Big Brother). All this thanks to the beautiful pair of butts breast that the “innocent” girl showed proudly in the Playboy Magazine. After finally to obtain a place in the Panteon of the Global Gods, the former-Big Brother established a non-official religion: the Massaferit Grazielic Church, with 50.000 members juste in the Orkut.
After blowing up in the Rede Globo, Grazielli goes up international career. She already accepted invitation to make lesbian porn movies with Pamela Anderson, Avril Lavigne, Beyoncé, Christina Aguilera, Amy Winehouse, Ashley Tisdale, Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, Nelly Furtado, Shakira, Madonna, Vanessa Hudgens, Britney Spears, Carmen Electra, Natalie Imbruglia, Sandra Bullock, Jodie Foster, Shania Twain, Sônia Braga, Eva Green, Bruna Lombardi and Paris Hilton.
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