Great Peruvian Hole in Condoms Crisis of 2009
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The Great Peruvian Hole in Condoms Crisis of 2009 was the largest population explosion in world history. The Trojan company moved all of their production to Peru in 2008, causing mass uproar and many sex strikes in The United States of America.