Greenhouse Effect

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The Amon Project, in Cornwall, England. It is the world's largest greenhouse, and private retreat of Prince Charles, King of Greenhouses.

The Greenhouse effect is a curious psychological imbalance that hits people in their early fourties. The main symptom is a vague but irresistible urge to go to a greenhouse and generally "potter about" (to use the victim's lingo). The effect in some people is so strong that they have been known to sell family pets in order to procure a greenhouse for the garden so that they can stand in it during their free time. From here, the descent into alcoholism, drug addiction and general mania is all but inevitable.