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For those without comedic tastes, the "questionable parody" of this website called Wikipedia have an article very remotely related to Guts.

Often confused with strawberry oatmeal, Guts refers to the age old idea of taking a crap on your neighbors lawn before the dog takes a crap on yours. Spilling one's Guts usually requires a lot of Tequila, or a rusty hook. Either of these two methods are the fastest ways to tell if someone has balls.

Ask your local catholic priest about balls.