Hafeez

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Hafeez, Savior or Primate?[edit]

Hafeez is an online predator who seduces young primates and cyber rapes them. He's so awesome, the President has declared December 25th Hafeez Day.

BUT IS HE???

Some people claim that Hafeez is actually Jesus Christ(that dude...you know...) who has come back to preach the apocylypse. Others claim that he is a primate himself, and needs CyberSex in order to stay young.

BUT IS HE???

Hafeez' last name is believed to be Hammalammajammatobamlamastageraotosa. What a retard.


Richie or Hafeez?[edit]

Richie is obviously better than Hafeez. I mean, Richie is so 1337ing white that he rivals the sun in glowiness. Hafeez is some un1337 Asian bastard.


Appearence[edit]

Most believe that Hafeez looks something like this:

Hafeez.jpg

We can only come to one conclusion.

KEEP YOUR PRIMATES AWAY FROM THIS EVIL BASTARD

Thank you. I'm off to sniff some H.

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