Harlan Ellison

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“And memory became dreams became images became sand and day.”

~ Harlan Ellison on himself

“This statement doesn't even make any goddamn sense.”
~ Captain Obvious on Harlan Ellison


Harlan Jay Ellison was hatched fully grown from a deathbird. He has no lips, yet he must whistle. He has a son, Jeffty, who is five.

He is apparently responsible for the basis of every science fiction movie and TV series ever created, including but not limited to: The Terminator, The Matrix, Star Wars, Star Trek, Aeon Flux, Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Babylon 5, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Quark with Richard Benjamin, Plan 9 from Outer Space, the Jetsons, Batteries Not Included,Tron, Firefly and Space Camp. His handle on Livejournal is Billiam.

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