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Wikipedia doesn't have a proper article about Heartproblem. It really wouldn't help those so-called experts by writing one either.

Heartproblems are tricky. They come lurking at night, because they are nightcreatures. They have big toes and hurt like hell if they get the hold of you. Your intestines will probably collapse and filtrate momentarily if you're bitten by a heartproblem.

Fun Facts[edit]

  • Heartproblems hurt
  • Heartproblems don't eat yoghurt
  • Heartproblems don't lie.