Helen Mirren

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For those without comedic tastes, the "questionable parody" of this website called Wikipedia have an article about Helen Mirren.

Hellen Mirren is, along with Alex Kingston, a seriously hot English actress. She well known for making otherwise calm and rational men of a certain age watch her films "very closely indeed", forgetting to eat, defecate and wash in the hope of seeing her disrobe. For men of any other age, it's like watching your own mother prance around naked and enjoying it.

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