Yo, dude, do you want to sign this petition? Proposition 505, legalizing hemp production in Oregon? Man, hemp is like totally the most renewable source of fiber on the planet. Did you know that? Did you know that Thomas Jefferson grew hemp on his plantations? It was totally cool how he'd get high with his slaves. Except for the slaves part, I guess. Slavery is, like, the opposite of groove.
Anyway, hemp can really save the world, dude. The essential oils can be used for cooking and medicine and the fiber - it's all about the fiber, man - can be used to make clothing, paper, and factories. Hemp should be legal, bro, because the forests are dying. The only reason it's not is because The Man is in bed with Big Oil. Big oil, man, big oil - think about it for a minute. Congressman Moneybagsman needs a new BMW, you know what I'm saying?
Hey man, can I mooch a smoke right quick?
You know hemp will get you high on the weekends and you will pull the immense ladies. You'll be high as a mother fucking kite and man can they fly. You can fly yourself straight to a brothel and pick up a prostidude and let him fuck you. Hemp rocks!