Hendrik Lorentz was born sometime in the 19th century. As a boy little Lorentz invented the time machine and travelled back in time and accidentally caused the massextinction of dinosaurs. After returning from his timetravels Lorentz was diagnosed with severe schizophrenia and a very warped sense of time (and humour). As a grown up Hendrik came up with the idea of relativity, but he dismissed the idea as nonsense and threw it in the trash can. When he found out that Einstein had come to the same conclusions and had won over the public and the Nobel prize committee , Lorentz hanged himself with his tie. Unfortunately he committed suicide only after completing the Lorentz transformation equations.