Herbivore

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A quaint creature believed to have popped into existence somewhere around the year of 70,000,000 BC.

Feeling that it couldn't eat anonther living thing, it took to eating leaves and plants, rather than the lovely, yummy, scrumptious meat that its brothers had always eaten. No one knows why the 'Herbivore' decided this, but it is a safe bet that they would be animal rights protesters even seventy million years ago.

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