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“Bow down to its overly complicatedness! Bow Down.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Hexatridecimal.

“In Soviet Russia Hexatridecimal is confused by YOU!!”

~ Hexatridecimal on All Soviet Russians

The Hexatridecimal system is an easily understood system of numbers that is deemed too simple to be tought in schools, that is why people don't understand it, if you only take the time to read this article you can learn the true word of God. For those of you who dont speak latin it means Base 36, instead of your heathen "base 10" system of numbers. Here is translation from your "base 10" to the Godly system that is Hexatridecimal: 0=0 1=1 2=2 3=3 4=4 5=5 6=6 7=7 8=8 9=9 10=A 11=B 12=C 13=D 14=E 15=F 16=G 17=H 18=I 19=J so on and so forth etc. etc. until the end of the alpha bet, then you do 1A 1B 1C 1D 1E 1F untill the end of the alphabet, then you for example, do 2A 2B 2C 2D 2E 2F 2G until the end of the alphabet, well, you get the idea, right?

Decimal Base 36
1 1
10 A
100 2S
1000 RS
1000000 LFLS
1000000000 GJDGXS
1000000000000 CRE66I9S

With hexatridecimal you can spell words like LOL ,which is 28101 when translated from hexatridecimal to base ten. Drink Coca-Cola