Higgs Boson

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Higgs Bosons are hypothetical elementary particles predicted to exist by Mickey Dolenz of The Monkees. He didn't see them, right? But he knew that they were there.

Mr Donlenz considered these Bosons to form a fundamental part of the fabric of just about everything by carrying the Higgs Field which is thought to permeate the Universe and give mass to other particles such as fat chicks and Big Macs.

The Higgs Field is perceived the same from every direction and is mostly indistinguishable from empty space, apart from the slight smell of boiled cabbage.

Other Bosons include:

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