Himesh

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Oh, my nose hurts from all that singing!

Himesh Reshammiya

“Oh fuck, the commode has jammed again! I think Himesh is singing!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Himesh Reshammiya


“I did'nt have sex with that man, for God's Sake!”

~ Bill Clinton on Himesh Reshammiya


“Hmmmm....!”

~ Michael Jackson on Himesh Reshammiya

Himesh Reshammiya is the best nasal singer in the Universe. I am sorry, Himesh Reshammiya is the only nasal singer in the universe( and thank god for that!).

Himesh Reshammiya was born on 23 July 1973 and is the son of Vipin Reshammiya & Madhu Reshammiya.He worked for many years in the music industry as a music director,many albums of his have been successful as a music director and one of them is Tere Naam.He started singing with 'Aashiq Banaya Aapne' in his unique voice and thats when he truly became the Rage of the nation and his songs like 'Tera Suroor','Zara Jhoom Jhoom' and 'Tanhaiyan' became rage songs and created history as the people just could not stop listening to these songs. He is regarded as the most famous singer in India with a mass following of more than a billion people and his albums and music cds are the highest selling music cds in India.He then started acting,his first movie was successful but people are yet to accept him as an actor,even after two movies of his not doing well at the box office,he has not given up and is coming back with Kajraare.

Himesh Reshammiya was actively involved in mentoring and judging the popular singing competition on Zee TV's Sa Re Ga Ma Pa Challenge. His group was called 'Rock' Gharana. His slogan for the show was 'Jai Matadi, Lets Rock'. He was the winning mentor of Sa Re Ga Ma Pa Challenge 2007.He also excelled in Sa Re Ga Ma Pa Challenge 2009, as Vaishali Made, a female contestant from his 'Rock' Gharana, won the singing competition. He produced many serials before becoming a music director. Among these are Amar Prem and Andaaz on Zee TV. The title song of both the serials was composed by him. He also has given 36 hit songs in 2006 which are unforgettable and famous throughout the country. He is a team captain, judge and mentor on the STAR Plus's Music Ka Maha Muqqabla for the team Himesh's Warriors. His slogan for the show is 'Jai Matadi,Jai Hindustan'.

The Secret under the Cap and Beard[edit]

Himesh(in earlier days) holding the guitar his teachers used to sodomize him with at IMM.

It is widely known that Himesh was nothing but a blabbering donkey and no one payed him shit for singing before he metamorphosed into the ugly bearded and capped gorilla he is now. All of a sudden film producers and the lot started flocking to him and he even started receiving awards which were earlier reserved for actual singers. It is still a big mystery how this change of luck took place and Himesh sure ain't talking. Many noted philosophers have given this riddle some thought though. The hypothesis they have come up with is excruciatingly simple. It has been known to the Chinese for centuries that pubic hair of Pandas boiled along with urine of rhinos generates a concoction so lucky that even a dying old man of 103 years can father twins. The philosophers beleive that this is what Himesh is using for a beard and the never changing length is proof that this may be true. However the mixture gets spoilt when direct sunlight falls upon it due to a photochemical reaction. Hence the Cap.

“He does smell a little like my mom's cooking now”

~ Emraan Hashmi on Himesh's new odour (maybe of the beard)!