Hitler

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Hitler (known as the H-Man because everyone, especially Jews, h8 saying his name) let a page about him and the page about Nazis get hacked. Moral: No gas showers, no hideous secret experiments, and no suicide, because those things are not terribly funny unless the gas is laughing gas, and/or you are the Joker. He was known for writing Mein Kampf, a certain modern politician's favorite bedtime story, and highly recommended reading material by the Mafia. A former friend of Lenin and Stalin, before he decided he had to have a palace custom built with ice and snow in Siberia. Constantly envied the crown of the British royalty. Stupid Hitler. Notably known for uttering the famous phrase, "Do onto others as you would have them do onto you." Followed by, "You're fired!"

This page has previously been screwed over by a non-humorous white-boy in his mom's basement, instead see Adolf Hitler.

Friends[edit]

  • somebody named Goebles (main propaganda guy)
  • a dictator who also specializes in serial killing
  • a random guy off the street
  • Mussolini
  • anybody you strongly dislike
  • anybody with a ridiculous looking dark rectangular mustache who isn't Charlie Chaplin.