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“I brake my back working on hoes all day. In fact, I'm well known for the effort I put into my hoes.”

~ a farmer on hoes

I think u've got a phobia frame|This is not a Hoe. This term for a long handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker.

What's a Hoe?

Sorry, it's actually a rake, but this article is about Hoe's.

“"In Soviet Russia, Hoe owns YOU!"”

Pimpin' Hoe's[edit]

A hoe is a very useful tool to use. Hoes are distributed around the town by Pimps (People Increasing the Management of Plants Society). Hoes are usually found in New York City or Amsterdam, also known as the "Fun Town". If your corn stalks are not firmly inserted into your garden hole a hoe might be a good thing to get especially if you are bored of your garden hole. Hoes are also girls that have get bought by pimps. After this, the pimp fucks the hoe non-stop. :P

The great ancestor of Snoop Esterdogaty.

The History of Pimping[edit]

Hoes originated in Canada in the year 1832 when a man named Snoop Esterdogaty decided he wanted to let others enjoy his hoes and enjoy the feeling of freshly-made holes. So Snoop started crusing around town selling his hoes. Every one enjoyed the hoes so much, Snoop's tools were spread all across the country. Snoop's great grandson later founded the company PIMP.inc. locky snoop easterdogatys father was the biggest motha fucking P>I>M>P

How to use a hoe[edit]

To use a hoe you must grasp it gently rub it back and forth on your garden....or jungle. If a hoe gives you a problem, give it a pimp slap. This will make sure the hoe's head is on straight. If all else fails, simply "Superman dat hoe."

What are hoes?[edit]

Most hoes are girls, however there are also man hoes. Also there are mystery hoes and surprise hoes. These are widely avoided and branded as fags since they are 90% just gay guys that want male attention. The other 10% you know are perfectly straight.

Bros Before Hoes Rule[edit]

It is a rule that bros always come before hoes, as illustrated by the Sardini-Crews principal:

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article very remotely related to Hoe.

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Male Hoe[edit]

Hoe stands for HOmo-Erotic when it involes a male. Sometimes a male hoe wishes to be a female hoe and thus a drag ass queen is born. These such drag queens are a major problem in our community nowadays. i know a man who thought he was gonna get lucky (he did but not in the way he wanted to). Ugly bitchesWhen a drag queens penis falls off it is referred to as a freak of nature and has to live in the sewer and only come out at night to feed on its customers.The best example of a male hoe is none other than Brian hoe (loves white ponies and he sort of injured his dog in an "adult" accident) if ever approached beware, he is extremely dangerous especially if you are a baby or a child if ever approached kick em' square in the nuts(only weakness). he was once human until an accident in the ranch. It started when he was taking a piss then a baby cow thought his mantenna was an udder and it did what a normal baby cow would do and magic happens.

Uses of the Word Hoe Fuck that hoe,Beat that hoe, slap that hoe, Pimp that hoe and beat that pussy ass hoe so he/she knows who his/her pimp is for now on.