Holes (book)

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"Who doesn't like to make lurv to holes while smoking?"

    Mr. Sir on Holes

"Gimme whatever guns you find in yo holes."

    X-Ray on Holes

"DAMMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!"

    Stanley on his bastard grandfather

Holes is a heartwarming story about how young boys are forced to dig holes while looking for the most ancient union of death. Along the way they get eaten by Grues and shot by marshmellow sparta lizards.