Hoobert Heever was the first robotic President of America. He was created when JD Rockefeller combined one of his dead worker's bodies with an industrial vaccum cleaner (which was actually a Hoover, but was misread as "Heever" by Mr. Rockefeller).
His eventual downfall came when it was revealed that he was having regular oral intercourse with Your Ex-Wife. He was tried before a jury of door to door salesmen who reportedly resented him for his apparent bastardization of the brand name of their products. As a result, he was found guilty of promoting anarchy, and sentenced to a lifetime of writing closed captioned subtitles for Cosby Show reruns.
Please note that Spoonerists insist on referring to Mr. Heever as Herbert Hoover.
- The Great Depression
- The not so great Depression
- Your Ex-Wife
- Vacuum cleaners
- Heever Dam
- Honourable mention in All in the Family theme song