Hot dog

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Hot dogs being cooked in a grill.

“We are the sausage racers”

~ Sausage Racer number one on Hot dog

A hot dog, also called a weiner, or frankfurter (frank for short), is a food related to Crubeens and this little food here.

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Hot dog.

History of the hot dog[edit]

Taste of the hot dog[edit]

In order to have the best possible taste, it must be rubbed very slowly for several minutes or hours, a process known as foreplay. If not, it will taste horrendous, and then it will make you throw up.

Racing Sausages[edit]

The racing sausages are part of the Milwaukee Brewers' Sausage race.

Other Names[edit]

Hot Dog

  1. Wiener
  2. Dong
  3. Johnson
  4. Poinker
  5. Floyd
  6. Rod
  7. Pole
  8. Dinga-ling
  9. Man Meat

Sales of the hot dog[edit]

Hot dog sales are very disorganized. In the store, hot dogs are sold in packs of 10. But the buns for them are sold in packs of 8. This is done intentionally by manufacturers in order to sell the most possible. To have the same number of each, you have to buy 4 packages of hot dogs and 5 packages of buns.

Finding a buyer is another challenge. In many places, it is illegal. The buyers are normally found in red light districts. They stand out on street corners looking for the next seller to come along. They are motivated by the need for money for their next fix.

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