HowTo:Beat the Dead Horse/Dog
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Beating the dead dog is somewhat fun, but meh still isn't all that fun. Once again, you need to do this if you want to beat the dead horse later on.
How to Beat the Dead Dog
This is easy - once again, beat it with your hands or a stick. Practice, practice, practice, it makes perfect and than beat an animal that's more difficult to beat, such as a pig.