How much money does the USA spend on population signs?
Now, you may be wondering:
Why the fuck did I do this?
So here's your answer.
Wow you must be the dumbest person alive! its called being proud of what we have and i bet those 5,574 people in Union care about every single one of them that lives in their town. and if you're so in love with that joke of a country across the pond then get the heck out of America. Trust me we'll gladly change the sign to read one less!!!!!!
So, you all must know about those population signs. I can't personally find one without getting into trouble, so anyway, I'll draw one for you on Paint.
- Seriously, why the hell do you want to know that 5,574 people live in Union, Ohio?
- Why the hell do you color your signs green?
- Why the hell do Americans have population signs?
- Why the hell am I doing this articles?
- Why the hell do I keep asking questions?
- I don't know.
Please note the Britishness.
Anyway, assuming that signs are replaced every 5 years, and there are 50,000 towns like Union, with two signs put up, and another 1,000 larger towns, with maybe 5 signs saying the population, we have the following sum:
That means the total number of signs the United States government has to put up every term in office is:
OMG! 150,000 But remember this is YOUR money being spend on useless crap that no one really gives a shit about.
Say each sign costs $500. they are huge and use a hell of a lot of metal.
Lets see how this adds up:
$75 million! What can that buy? Think about all the stuff that the US can do to help others in the rest of the world?
- Give the money to me.
- Buy 75,000,000 lottery tickets.
- Buy probably billions of sheets of A4 paper (who cares about the 'letter' size?)
- Buy a football (yes soccer for you Yanks) team
- Set fire to it.
- Shag probably anyone you want.
- Buy a map.
- Buy an apple.
- Feed Africa for 2 years.
- Go to war with Iran.
- Get more oil.
- Buy areas of land is Saudi Arabia where you could build an oil pipeline.
- Make your own movie.
- Take a bath in piss.
- Give most of it to me.
- Fry an egg.
- Up the ante on a poker game.
- Chill a popsicle with a freezer.
- Kill all the trees with your 10,000 gas guzzling Hummers.
- &Join the Kyoto Agreement - I bet you don't know what the hell it is.
- You could learn the names for 10 countries in the world, other than: USA, Canada, Mexico, England and 'Eye'raq.
- Other and do nothing with it, give it to me?
- Ußerly pwn someone in a game.
- &Give them a virus.
- Would you kill someone you hate?
- And stop the public from ownling a gun. Seriously, the number of massacres have been stopped by banning guns.
- Nor do you rule the world, there are others, you know.
- King a pawn.
- Eat out of a fadge.
- Rent a movie?
- Sell yourself on eBay?
- Buy 37,500,000 hotdogs.
- Dotn give it THAT guy, git it MWAH. Im wayyyyy better then the dude who wrote this.
Anyway, enough of that, what about you?
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