Hult Jogan

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Jogan, performing experiments under the alias of Hulk Hogan.


Hult Jogan is a famous wrestler, often seen on the television show WWA Wrestling. He is 62 years old and has worked as a bodyguard to celebrities such as Elvis Presley and Stevie Wonder. But got caught by his son Nick while Jogan and wife Linda were having sexual intercourses.

Trademarks[edit]

Hult Jogan frequently tears his trousers when his penis engorged, leading to his pants being much too tight. He often becomes engorged at sporting events, and runs about the playing field without his pants, causing shock among the ladies and awe among the gentlemen present. Or is it the other way around?

Television[edit]

Apart from WWE Wrestling, Hult also presents a TV show of his own creation called Takeshi's Castle.

Pseudonyms[edit]

Hult often uses the clever pseudonym Hulk Hogan to avoid media attention.