Hurrinado

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Hurrinado[edit]

In Soviet Russia, Hurrinado blow YOU!

A hurrinado is simply a tornado that is spawned in a hurricane, usually due to the large amount of cyclonic shear already present. Hurrinados are generally weaker and shorter-lived than their tornado brethren. They also frequently begin as waterspouts then move onto land.

Most people that get hit by hurrinados become convinced that God hates them and they are going to Hell. Why else would He hit them with a hurricane and tornado at the same time? In fact, the suicide rate among hurrinado victims is even greater than that of anorexic teenage girls.

There is no relation to the tornadocane, which is a tornadic supercell thunderstorm that has taken on a mesoscale hurricane-like structure.