|Kinkiness||moderate to high|
|Melting point||1600 °C, or maybe 1600 °F|
|Boiling point||2200 °C, or maybe 2200 °F|
|Appearance||3 to 5 feet in height, with normally white blooms|
|Natural Habitat||wooded slopes, ravines, along streams and at the base of bluffs|
Hydrangea is the first element of the Idiotic Table of the Elements. It is a highly complex element, largely present in suburban gardens. No one knows where it came from, how it got there, or why anyone would bother not to get rid of it.
It has been known to kill almost all species of insect, reptile, mammal and Bill Gates present in the universe. It is thus very dangerous and is kept in underwater labs run by fish.
It has a very interesting effect on mermaids, where it kills half of them. Funny, eh?