I.M. Meen

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Ignatius Mortimer Meen
I.M. Meen laughs in your face.
Vital statistics
Occupation Librarian.
Name Ignatius Mortimer Meen
Age 82 years.
Appearances I.M. Meen, Chill Manor, YouTube Poop, The Frollo Show, Let's Go to the Movies with the Esparza Brothers, StevenUniverseYes TeletubbiesNo: The Movie, StevenUniverseYes TeletubbiesNo: The Movie 2, Mickey & Twilight's House of Villains, Disney's Greatest Villains.
Friends Ganon, Militron, Gnorris, Lupay, Harlequin, Glutko, Goronu, Ophelia Chill, Thaddaeus J. Pinchworm, One-Eyed Sally, Rita Repulsa, Lord Zedd, Frollo, Gaston, LeFou, Hades, Mephiles the Dark, The Christmas Tree of Doom, King Harkinian Pipe Organ, Scourge the Hedgehog, Miles Prower.
Enemies King Harkinian, Link, Morshu, Scott, Katie, Ronald McDonald, Sundae, Birdie the Early Bird, Grimace, Hamburglar, Ben Esparza, Jose Esparza.
Hometown Aachen, Germany.
Relatives Froschnudel Meen, father. Zeekka Meen, mother. Bob Jones, step-father. Crone, sister. Impa, step-sister. Dora Yates, step-sister. Ophelia Chill, wife. Ulbricht Renaldo Meen, son. Grace Phillips, daughter. Gnorris, nephew. Sid Phillips, grandson. Hannah Phillips, granddaughter.
Favorite Things His book.
Embodied Personalities Grignatious Grortimer Green.
File:Youtube Poop I.M. Gay
I.M. Meen is repeatedly called gay, and I don't blame Link.

Ignatius Mortimer Meen (1934–2020) is an 82-year-old librarian who happens to be the chosen one. He is also one of those "ignorance is bliss" idiots.


I.M. Meen loves his book.

Ignatius Mortimer Meen was born on February 30, 1934 in Nazi Germany, and during World War II, his parents sent him to the relative safety of Hyrule, where he attended Abnormal School. In 1948, his father Froschnudel died looking for a cure to the Weegee virus, so Meen began to hate the pursuit of knowledge. He dropped out of school and began working assorted jobs until he ended up helping Impa smelt the Triforce of AIDS, which caused him to be exiled to Koridai. At age 20, he opened a coffee shop / library where he imprisoned kids who wanted to learn.

As an adult, Meen became the dictator of Koridai after they revolted against King Harkinian. Meen lead Koridai during a era of massive growth and was loved by his people but it wasn't enough. Meen remembered when he sworn to make his game and soon he created Pokemon Cards. They were an instant success and they made him and Koridai extremely wealthy.

In 2010, Link called Meen gay, so he attacked Hyrule and almost stopped YouTube Poop from existing. He failed and was captured, but was soon freed by his ex-wife, Ophelia Chill. He then attempted to purchase some crack cocain from Morshu, but Morshu insulted him, provoking Meen into imprisoning Morshu in his book. Two days later, Meen's traitorous minion Gnorris sexually assaulted him, and Meen fled his labyrinth. He then idiotically decided to go back to Hyrule Castle to seek Link's help in defeating Gnorris. Link, of course, had no sympathy for Meen, who angrily imprisoned Link in his book as well.

After learning that he wasn't the only one to whom Morshu refused to sell crack cocain, Meen decided to take advantage of the gap in the drug market by becoming a crack dealer himself. He wound up selling some to King Harkinian, who, being King Harkinian, had no intention of paying. Meen threatened to shove his book up the King's butt unless he paid him, but Mayor Kravindish arrested him first. Once again imprisoned, Meen attempted to rape his cellmate Ganon, who overpowered him and raped him instead.

Meen continued to hold a grudge against the CD-i gang, teaming up with Namowg to attack Hyrule again, but he ultimately fulfilled his destiny as the chosen one by killing the troll king Mays Billy in 2019, bringing an end to the Poopocalypse. When it dawned on Meen that he had saved YouTube Poop by doing this, he committed suicide. However, due to his status as the chosen one and the fact that he had yet to defeat Ultimate Weegee, his spirit did not pass into the afterlife and eventually possessed the body of an archaeologist who then became the Ice King.


I.M. Meen tends to be pretty angry, especially at children. He hates being called gay, meaning he's at least not a gay pride idiot, and likes reading his book.

Buildings Run By I.M. Meen[edit]


  • "Oh look, what clever children. See them study, watch them learn. How I hate those goodie-goodies, how they make my stomach turn!"
  • "I've got a little secret, that'll really make them cry. It's a nasty kind of magic, from a special kind of guy."
  • "This book is made to order, but it isn't to be read. When they open this book, they're sucked inside instead - to the most unpleasant place they've ever seen, the magic labyrinth of I.M. Meen! Very scary and confusing, destination of my choosing: the labyrinth of I.M. Meen!"
  • "What's the matter, smarty? Lost your way? My guards will be happy to escort you...to a cozy cell!"
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    He think's he's a chipmunk.
  • "You can't win, bookworm. I am the powerful magician in the world, and you're just a little smarty."
  • "Mirror, mirror, on the wall...there's a bookworm in the hall...but not for long!"
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    A mutant form of Meen after exposion to anti-uctions.
  • "Better luck next time, bookworm. Of course there probably won't be a next time!"
  • "Today's lesson is about the dangers of being too smart for your own good. I hope you're paying attention, bookworm!"
  • "Lost? Frightened? Confused? Good!"
  • "Get back into your cell, bookworm. Don't worry. I'm sure you'll escape again...in a hundred years!"
  • "You won't get far you studious little brat. My pets will see to that."
  • "Still loose, little bookworm? Don't get used to it. My pets are closing in."
  • "Well, well. I'm surprised you don't give up, bookworm. You're begging to look run-down. Why not take a little nap?"
  • "Here's a rhyme for you. Ahem, I knew a little bookworm who tried to get away, until the friendly guardians persuaded him to stay."
  • "Hello, little bookworm. I do hope you're enjoying your whirlwind tour of my labyrinth. Hmm?"
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    I.M. Meen teleporting.
  • "You're tougher than you look, twerp. But I've still got some tricks up my sleeve."
  • "You are beginnig to annoying me, you miserable little goodie-goodie!"
  • "Okay, bookworm, now you're really starting to annoy me. Get back into your cell before I turn you into a chipmunk!"
  • "Wretched child! You ruined my beautiful labyrinth! Now you're going to pay!"
  • "Aaaah! You may have outsmarted me this time, bookworm, but I'll be back. I.M. Meen never quits, you'll see!"
  • "Oh look, tacos!"
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    I.M. Meen's face massage.
  • "This butt is made to order."
  • "I.M. Gay, I mean, I.M. Meen never quits!"
  • "Buttworm!"
  • "I hope you're enjoying hell!"
  • "I'm a mime!"



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