Welcome to the ITV homepage (the channel that puts E into Excremental reality low-budget shit).
Latest from ITV News
- New study shows that the BBC hire paedophiles to do the weather (Report from a Mr. P. Fincham)*
- BBC has longer adverts than ITV scandal ensues*
- Ant & Dec will leave ITV when their contract runs out to restart their pop career*
- Arlene Phillips: ITV age row she replaces much older Danni Minogue on talent show X Factor!*
Tonight on ITV One
- 6.00pm - ITV London Tonight (You don't have to watch if you don't want to)
- 6.30pm - ITV Evening News (Same as above)
- 7.00pm - Animals do the sexiest things
- 8.00pm - Flemmerdale
- 8.30pm - Coriander Street
- 9.00pm - The Bill (Yeah at nine o'clock to make it grittier and because at eight theres probably something better on S4C)
- 10.00pm - News at Ten with Trevor McDonald
- 11.00pm - Film: Die Another Day (Yet another day)
Catch up on the Iplayer (oh no the ITV Player sound alike don't they?)
- Lidl Vs. Aldi - The ultimate price showdown!
- All the adverts in between - ITV gives you the chance to watch repeats of last night adverts !!!!££££££!!!!
- Flemmerdale - The Woolpack closes after Marlon shags Edna over the meat slicer OUCH!!
- Primeval - Oh no least watched to a shit episode of Robin Hood
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