I Love the Bermuda Triangle

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I love the Bermuda Triangle! Seriously, it's better than sliced bread! In fact, it's exactly 2345.7813114 times better than 4 slices of bread. And sliced bread is very good, considering the fact that you could kill 8 Bill Clintons with it. I just went there the other day and found out they were giving away trips for 37.5 to the Great Barrier Reef and enough money to buy the Malaysian presidency to everyone who entered. They're giving away something new everyday!

Why the Bermuda Triangle is awesome[edit]

Don't believe that überimbecilic urban legend about the "horrors" of the Bermuda Triangle; only überimbeciles believe that. It is just a scheme to stop people from going there so the people who made it up can get more free stuff. However, those people are überimbeciles too because everyone in their right mind knows that the supply of this stuff is infinite.

There are a number of other reasons why the Bermuda Triangle is awesome:

Another reason why the Bermuda Triangle is awesome[edit]

The first letter of 'Bermuda Triangle' is B, which is also the first letter of 'Bermuda Triangle', something noted for its awesomeness. And B is beyond awesome!

Yet another reason why the Bermuda Triangle is awesome[edit]

The second letter of 'Bermuda Triangle' is E, which is also the second letter of 'Bermuda Triangle', something noted for its awesomeness.

A reason why the Bermuda Triangle is even more awesome[edit]

The bermuda triangle is not awesome.

Is this another reason why the Bermuda Triangle is awesome?[edit]

The fourth letter of 'Bermuda Triangle' is M, which is also the fourth letter of 'Bermuda Triangle', something noted for its awesomeness.

It is another reason why the Bermuda Triangle is awesome![edit]

The fifth letter of 'Bermuda Triangle' is U, which is also the fifth letter of 'Bermuda Triangle', something noted for its awesomeness.

Can there actually be another reason why the Bermuda Triangle is awesome?[edit]

The sixth letter of 'Bermuda Triangle' is D, which is also the sixth letter of 'Bermuda Triangle', something noted for its awesomeness.

I believe this is another reason why the Bermuda Triangle is awesome.[edit]

The seventh letter of 'Bermuda Triangle' is A, which is also the seventh letter of 'Bermuda Triangle', something noted for its awesomeness.

I think the bermuda triangle is about history and should be explained to the world!! reveal its secret!! let it be free it needs to be better than good!

Okay. I get it. The Bermuda Triangle is awesome.[edit]

The ninth letter of 'Bermuda Triangle' is R, which is also the ninth letter of 'Bermuda Triangle', something noted for its awesomeness. And you know who else is awesome, Mackenzie!

Is there an end to the number of reasons why the Bermuda Triangle is awesome?[edit]

The tenth letter of 'Bermuda Triangle' is I, which is also the tenth letter of 'Bermuda Triangle', something noted for its awesomeness.

I refuse to believe there is another reason why the Bermuda Triangle is awesome.[edit]

The eleventh letter of 'Bermuda Triangle' is A, which is also the eleventh letter of 'Bermuda Triangle', something noted for its awesomeness.

I'm getting bored of all these reasons why the Bermuda Triangle is awesome.[edit]

The twelfth letter of 'Bermuda Triangle' is N, which is also the twelfth letter of 'Bermuda Triangle', something noted for its awesomeness.

Must there be another reason why the Bermuda Triangle is awesome?[edit]

The thirteenth letter of 'Bermuda Triangle' is G, which is also the thirteenth letter of 'Bermuda Triangle', something noted for its awesomeness.

Come on.[edit]

The fourteenth letter of 'Bermuda Triangle' is L, which is also the fourteenth letter of 'Bermuda Triangle', something noted for its awesomeness.

Hurry up![edit]

The fifteenth letter of 'Bermuda Triangle' is E, which is also the fifteenth letter of 'Bermuda Triangle', something noted for its awesomeness.

FAQ[edit]

Q: Why are you such an überimbecile? Everybody knows that the Bermuda Tri...

A: SILENCE, NONBELIEVER! Why must you foolishly question the truth? Go back to your pathetic dwelling and microwave your head while pondering the meaning of life!


Q: What about [insert occasion where something disappeared in the Bermuda Triangle here]?

A: SILENCE, NONBELIEVER! Why must you foolishly question the truth? Go back to your pathetic dwelling and microwave your head while pondering the meaning of life!


Q: But I thought that triangles couldn's fit on spheres. The Earth is a sphere.

A: SILENCE, NONBELIEVER! If triangles couldn't fit on spheres, why would it be called the Bermuda Triangle? Besides, that wasn't a question.


Q: Well I saw this one article called I fu...

A: SILENCE, NONBELIEVER! Why must you foolishly question the truth? Go back to your pathetic dwelling and microwave your head while pondering the meaning of life!


Q: rewrite!

A: SILENCE, NONBELIEVER! Why must you foolishly question the truth? Go back to your pathetic dwelling and microwave your head while pondering the meaning of life!


Q: You think you're so smart, don't you? Well I've...

A: SILENCE, NONBELIEVER! Why must you foolishly question the truth? Go back to your pathetic dwelling and microwave your head while pondering the meaning of life!


Q: Yeah, right...

A: SILENCE, NONBELIEVER! Why must you foolishly question the truth? Go back to your pathetic dwelling and microwave your head while pondering the meaning of life!

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