Ignaczak

That were the words of genius and madman Oscar Wilde, just before he died of dysentery. He had encountered Ignaczak, and he was amazed.

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Okay.

See, Ignaczak isn't some kind of thing that was blasted into the wide annals of Uncyclopedia history, then locked away and simply forgotten. When Sophia wrote the Seven Haiku's Of Justice, she was in the presence of Ignaczak. But, Sophia (hallowed be thy name), didn't know, that:

IGNACZAK IS A FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL

YES! It's true. In between huffing kittens, he was huffing MEN!

(Hey, if you're still reading this steaming pile o' crap of an article, you are a true man. Or woman. You know. Whatever you are )

True Form

Believe it or not dear <insert name here>, this is Ignaczaks true form:

His True Form

Scientists attempted to split his atoms and unleash his true potential. The rough draft was, as such:

$\displaystyle Fabulousness^\frac{5}{8} + \left (Queer eye\sum_{n=blue}^\infty n! \int_{WTH}^{WTF} ⅝\frac{\infty(Phenomanolity+80's spirit^69)}{Fair} - i\pi^{Hair} \right ) = Joost Kusters~(free~w/flikker!)$