Igor Biscan

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Igor is delighted to sign for Chelsea

Igor achieved world fame as the model for Da Vinci's Easter Island statues. Carved out of volcanic rock, Igor stands at over 12 feet high.

His hobbies include frequent erectile dysfunction and public urination

His career as a model came to an end in 2001, when he revealed an addiction to Kitten Huffing, and Igor returned to his native Transylvania.

Probably the best centre back in the world - Lad I'm lying

He also hold the distincion of being named 3 times as the "Happiest Man In The World".







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