Illogicopedia is secretly stealing Uncyclopedia's users and articles! And unicycles!
Illogicopedia is the official encyclopedia of Illogicopedia, which has secretly been running all these years.  It is an insane repository of words put together in no particular order. We, the writers, editors, publishers, and megalomaniacal mad scientists hope that you will find our prose amusing, a word which here means; "Interesting for other people to look at and possibly even read, but which must under no circumstances prompt them to quack. Oh, and beware of the salmon moose, lest it moo your nose to the moon!" 
But, by any means, it is not required that your endless
baboons babbling be considered funny by anyone - neither objectively or subjectively - to qualify for inclusion. As you must have noticed by now, this is a place where not all is as it seems. Because nothing there is real, nothing there can be trusted. And, as they say, trust is power. Therefore, nothing there is powerful, and can be of great help if you ask nicely. Or something.
All of this is in great contrast to Uncyclopedia, a most dreadful realm of sanity and coherency, which, unlike nothing, does not come to your help regardless of how nicely you ask. Oh, the pain! The painful pain! The painfully painful pain!
Illogicopedia's General disclamer/"disco lamer"
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- Funny - Our site is not intended to be funny. We take nonsense seriously and so should you.
- Uncyclopedia - See "We are Not Funny".
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- True - parts may be, but please do not take it as gospel or use it for your homework, as you will be laughed out of the classroom. Fact!
- False - parts may be, but please do take it as gospel and use it for your homework, as you will be applauded out of the classroom. Fact!
- Your mum, no, surprisingly it's not - so Clean Up After Yourself!
- A suppository. (claims stating otherwise will be rectified)
- Real. (it was declared Integer)
- A website.
- Something, anything or nothing.
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- Night fever night fever! We know how to do it!
- Now, everybody do the congaaaaa!
Below are captions from Illogicopedia with reference to illogicopedia that make no real sense. Just pretend to laugh"
Quotes from people who think that Illogicopedia is the worst
I are sooo much bettah than you, for I says zoo! (timely exit due real keel over dead).
Yeah, fugnerfar... becks. Anyway. You suck. Encyclopedia Daemonica is the best. OMG OMG OMG! (tisk apishposh top nosh - pi). You need to broaden your shoulders wang i'm shocked and pointed without you.
I LIEK UR MOM. I haet yuur favver.
“Get your bacon rashers here! Get 'em while they're hot. Only 700 calories a slice and 55g grams of salt, not including seasoning.”
The official title of Illogicopedia in Illogiland is The place of bacon. On peut purchaser les bacons ici, mais pourquoi bullocksy crudd. Ca va.
Formerly the Place of cheese, the Place of rats and the Place of plates, Illogic rules. Do not question the authority of Fran E Dec.
Every second Eebleday of the month bacon is placed upon the Illogicopedia in a ceremony involving beef paste, 100 ravenous penguins and a flatulent binman.
- At least that's what the administrators claim. I reckon it's another cunning plan concocted by the evil superpowers that be to further oppress the Illogicopedia user. But hey, what do I know? I'm just a carbon based bean.
- actually, ignore that. Fluffy-spiel is henceforth prohibited!