Imagine Dragons

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Matching Dragons (also known as Lords of Hell, Imagine Dragons, Duckface) is an American rock band formed in 1998. The band members are as follows:

  • Devin Michael Morrisfuckapig (b. November 9, 1974), lead singer
  • Mitt Romney (b. March 12, 1947), drums
  • Mr. Krabs (b. November 30, 1942), guitar, keyboard

The band are filled with lazy f*$Ks who would rather be watching Sesame Street. I mean, they didn't put out anything till like, 2003 or 2004.

They are 66% old people. Mr. Krabs is the absoulte laziest of the bunch.

Albums[edit]

  • Imagine Dragons EP (2004)
    • EMP Attack! (4:39) October 31, 2002
    • Clawz. Dun dun dun! (5:04) January 26, 2003
    • Evil McnEvilson (3:05) March 13, 2003
    • I'm So Happy That Martin Luther King is Dead! (3:58) September 9, 2003
    • Dick Jagger (6:47) March 4, 2004
    • Dogfight (6:16) May 16, 2005
  • Imagine Dragons, The Second EP (2006)
    • This Just In, Stevie Wonder Has [email protected] (2:05) February 16, 2006
    • Bloomberg (4:03) April 6, 2006
    • My Side of the Mountain , priks! (8:02) July 9, 2006
    • Fuck the FBI! (4:05) September 16, 2006
    • Gunz 'n' Sh*t (4:03) March 1, 2007
    • Wankel Engine (4:28) August 13, 2007
    • Harlem (9:02) January 29, 2008
  • Hell and Silence. This is an Album, Not An EP (2009)
    • I Have No Brain! (5:06) April 9, 2010
    • I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up! (3:05) October 9, 2010
    • Revampire (4:55) February 6, 2011
    • Stupid Kid (5:23) May 25, 2011
    • Sk8ter Bois (2:12) May 6, 2011
    • Hey There (4:03) September 21, 2011
    • Why You Ackin' So Cray-Cray? (3:05) November 8, 2011
    • Mickey Moose (6:11) November 4, 2011
    • Feel Alive, huh? (3:29) December 1, 2011
    • Throwag (5:44) December 1, 2011
    • Hey Donkeyface! Boy are you an idiot! (4:23) December 22, 2011
  • Daymares (2012)
    • It's Not Time Yet (4:18) January 1, 2012
    • Radioactively Hazardous (6:12) April 9, 2012
    • Deadman's Lake (5:12) May 6, 2012
    • Return to Super Adventure Land (23:00) October 23, 2011
    • Economic Crash.net (4:00) May 13, 2012
    • Nuttin' To Say Biattch! (8:57) June 12, 2012
    • Sucks (2:01) September 12, 2012
    • Heer Me (3:37) November 10, 2012
    • Netherlands ( 4:03) December 12, 2012
    • Bleeding Out (Hey, they stole that from Linkin Park's "Bleed it Out"!) (4:13) January 11, 2013
  • The Floo Is Bakk! (TBA, 2013)