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  • Inanimate
  • Definition:
  • 1. (adj.) Not having the qualities associated with active, living organisms. See Synonyms of dead.
  • 2. (adj.) Not animated or energetic; dull.
  • 3. Grammar belonging to the class of nouns that stand for nonliving things: the word car is inanimate; the word dog is animate.
  • 4. (adj.) Not having animanity. ani- Darth Vader's original name; manitee- those fat sea cow animals, sometimes confused with mermaids by retards. Not related or having pertained to Darth Vader or sea manitees. (n.) The fear of or having common intrusive thoughts of Darth Vader dressed like a mermaid; the prejudice against

Inanimate Objects[edit]

The owner of this stablishment is inanimate.

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