# Worst 100 Numbers of All Time

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The **Worst 100 Numbers of All Time** are all here. A student's worst nightmare and a statistician's best dream. Don't worry, everything here listed is a number.

## 1–19[edit]

- 1. 11
- One Louder
- 2. 1
- It's the loneliest number of them all!
- e. 2.71828182845904523536
- You will always have to round this number
- 3. thr33v3
- π. Exactly 3
- 4. 8 15 16 23 42
- Oh. Isn't that cheating?
- 5. 404
- Where did all the porn go?
- 6. One
- The Beatles Album.
- 7. Pi
- 3.1something who gives a rat's ass about the rest.
- 9. 8.
- Hate
- 10. Radian
- You know..the ratio of a circles circumference to it's area..sheesh.
- 11. Eleven
- That's ridiculous, it's not even funny.
- 12. Oceans 12.
- Wait. Are you even
*trying*to be funny? - 13. My ex-girlfriend's cell phone number
- ...that whore.
- 14. My SAT score.
- 15. Schfiffty Five.
- 16.
- Being discreet makes it no less lonely
- 17. Cosine.
- 18. 867-5309
- Jenny Jenny who can I turn to?
- 19.

## 20–39[edit]

- 20. Tangent.
*Opposite over hypotenuse, opposite over hypotenuse, opposite over hypotenuse.*- 21. bleen
- 22. The lost numbers (4 8 15 16 23 42).
- So that's where they went.
- 23. The number of times this number occurs in the number line.
- 24. Infinity
- It just keeps going on for ever and ever. Mind boggling.
- 25. 6.9 Nobody likes being interrupted by a period.
- 26. Fibonacci Numbers.
- 27. The golden string.
- 29. 28.
- 30. Prime numbers.
- 31. The limit as x approaches ∞ of sin
^{2}(x)/cos(tan[x]) - ... fucking calculus
- 32. 1010011010
- Keep well away from that binary number.
- 33. 333
- Half of the beast.
- 34. Binary
- Almost as bad as the golden string.
- 35. ****
- My top secret chip and PIN number.
- 36. The found numbers.
- Yeah. They're easy to lose when you turn off your calculator.
- 37.
- Complex equations don't deserve to have real answers
- 38. Anything Below -1.
- 39. 8
- If the Chinese think it's lucky, it can't be good.

## 40–59[edit]

“These numbers are too hard. I can't find the button that you press for it on my calculator.”

- 40. 999
- Aussie beast.
- 41. φ
- Nice.
- 42. 789.
- See list item #93
- 43. Log 2.8235 .
- 44. Epsilon
- It's an infinitely close to zero. Be there forever tying to find it, good luck I tells you.
- 45. $15.95
- Too much money.
- 46. 29A
- Hexadecimal evil.
- 47. 1963.
- 49. 48.
- 50. DCLXVI
- Roman Numeral of the Beast.
- 51. ISBN 0743228642.
- 52. 386.
- 53. Your social security number.
- 54. 0.999999...
- ...is
*not*1! - 55. 55
- Umm, sweet and sour shrimp – yuk. Sweet and sour sauce – yummy. Just don't stick it on shrimp, the devils own crustacean.
- 56. 2/0
- 57. 0.01745 (180/Pi)

- 59. 58.

## 60–79[edit]

- 60. 7.3157973207019E+17
- 61. What you get when you divide by 0.
- What do you
*really*get then? - 62. 24-7.
- Uncyclopedia's operating hours
- 63. 616.
- 64. Mystic rose.
- 65. 1337
- d0n7 937 m3 $74r73d.

- 66. 666
- The beast is everywhere, even in every barcode. All of the marks, or bars are associated with numbers at the bottom, except the marks at the first, middle, and end. Notice the marks for the number "6" are "||". And these marks are the same marks at the first, in the middle and at the end. Here's the other numbers removed. The number "666" is hidden in every UPC bar code!
- 67. A random number
- ...something bad could come up.
- 69. 68
- 70. Number 10
- 71. 20500
- 72. 13421
- Don't ask why, everyone just hates it.
- 73. Sigma
- ...because it's not a number.
- 74. 46678
- Everyone hates barcodes now.
- 75. Only 13 more to go.
- 76. 13
- ...is damn unlucky.
- 77. I don't like this one, it's boring.
- 78. O. U. 8. 1. 2.
- Thanks David Lee Roth
- 79. Love
- Why can't tennis players just say zero???

## 80–99[edit]

- 80. 47.
- No, really, what a crap number.
- 81. 37.
- Is what Daniel Tammet describes 'lumpy'
- 82. 69.
- WOOOOOO!
- 83. Your PIN.
- Is shit
- 84. Unbleen.
- Kinda like bleen, only with an 'un'
- 85. 0.000000000000001.
- Total fuck-up
- 86. 8.
- Infinity sideways. What a fuck-up
- 87. Eleventeen
- 88. 88.
- It's the same backwards, forwards and upside down. And it's two infinities. Sucks.
- 89. 89.
- It was 1989, my thoughts were short, my hair was long....caught somewhere between a boy and man. It's shit.
- 90. All of the eighties.
- 91. 142.
- For a second, I thought you were going to say 419. I guess that scammer has your money now.
- 92. Error 84
- Damn Windows. (Reason #29 to use a Linux distribution)
- 93. 218.
- See list item #19
- 94. The Beatles
- The Long and Winding Road.
- 95. Eighty five million, seven hundred and sixty three thousand, one hundred and ninety five, and thirty two pence.
- 96. 96
- ...is the same both ways up.
- 97. cc-by-nc-sa 2.0
- some licensing thingy.
- 98. 11982
- 99. Google.
- ...the really big number

## 100–and above?[edit]

- 100. This one smells of pie.
- 101. 101
- ...because it ruins the whole "Worst 100 Numbers of All Time" idea.
- 102. The constant of the coordinates of X divided by Y
- ...to the square route of the hypotenuse of 96 times YNVNBTGIRJKKDSO plus 50 to the 303409890380349890th power times the area of an eagle's feather times the square route of 392392209.
- 103. 9001 It's over 9000!
- 103.5 9002 It's over 9000!
- 103.8 9003 It's over 9000!
- 104. 25.806975801127880315188420605149
- The (square) root of all evil.
- 105. Tomorrow's date
- It'll never come!
- Googolplex.

If you thought googol was bad enough, think again. I mean googol was so big it made me depressed, but at least you could write it down as *"10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000"* and it looks quite harmless.
**Googolplex** is 1 with googol noughts. That's impossible to imagine written down. What are we gonna do? There isn't enough ink and paper in the world to write it. This number depresses me so much I might actually commit suicide.

- 107. i
- Shhh, it's a number if you believe.
- 108. 90210
- What number can be worse than that one show? FALSE ADVERTISING.
- 109. lmnop
- Because it is not a number, you dumbass.
- 110. 2 squared
- WTF?!
- 111. 111
- You are 1/6 of being the antichrist.
- 112. 4761
*Fun fact: Press the square root button on your calculator if you type in that number and see what happens!*

## Honorable mention[edit]

- 26 (number)
- 665 (number)
- 328742
- 55378008 (number) – Upside-down "boobless" on a calculator.