Worst 100 Numbers of All Time

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100 April Fools Jokes
99 Colours
98 Creatures to have sex with
97 Firefox extensions
96 Foods
95 Gifts to give a friend
94 Harry Potter Spin-offs
93 Inventions
92 Locations
91 LOL Cats
90 Make Out Songs
89 Moments to get a Boner
88 Moments to Laugh
87 Money Making Schemes
86 Movies
85 Non-existent Words
84 Non-Sexual Things To Do With No Pants On
83 Nutty Conspiracy Theories
82 Overused Star Trek Episode Plots
81 Pick-up lines
80 Pokemon Cash-Ins
79 Porn Stars
78 Quick Detections that an Uncyclopedia page sucks
77 Reasons to become a Christian
76 Reflections on 2005
75 Reflections on 2006
74 Reflections on 2007
73 Reflections on 2008
72 Reflections on 2009
71 Reflections on 2010
70 Reflections on 2011
69 Reflections on 2012
68 Rejected Harry Potter Novels
67 Remakes
66 Restaurants
65 Self Help Books
64 Sequels
63 Sexual Perversions
62 Short Poems
61 Sitcom Catchphrases
60 Songs
59 Songs about Seagulling
58 Songs Referencing Paedophilia
57 Songs To Have Sex To
56 Songs To Play At A Funeral
55 Spinoffs
54 Superheroes
53 Things About the '00s
52 Things Rick Astley is Never Gonna Do
51 Things to do during Christmas
50 Things to Put In An IV
49 Things To Say In Court
48 Things to Say in the Workplace
47 Things to say on a First Date
46 Toys
45 TV Programs
44 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
43 Video Games of all time‎
42 Video Game Movies
41 Video Game Systems
40 Ways of Being a Dick
39 Ways To Be Castrated
38 Ways to be Circumcized
37 Ways to Deliver Bad News
36 Ways to Die
35 Ways to Exercise
34 Ways to Fight a Crocodile
33 Ways to Fight a Dolphin
32 Ways to Fight a Duck
31 Ways to Fight a Frog
30 Ways to Fight a Jellyfish
29 Ways to Fight a Kangaroo
28 Ways to Fight a Lemur
27 Ways to Fight a Man
26 Ways to Fight a Penguin
25 Ways to Fight a Pirate
24 Ways to Fight a Platypus
23 Ways to Fight a Queen
22 Ways to Fight a Snake
21 Ways to Fight a Turtle
20 Ways to Fight a Vampire
19 Ways to Fight a Werewolf
18 Ways to Fight an African Elephant
17 Ways to Fight an Alligator
16 Ways to Fight an Asian Elephant
15 Ways to Fight an Iguana
14 Ways to Fight an Ox
13 Ways to Fight an Ugly Animal
12 Ways to Get a Boyfriend
11 Ways to Get a Girlfriend
10 Ways to Hack a Computer
9 Ways to Kill Sarah Connor
8 Ways to Start a Novel
7 Ways to Win an Argument
6 Weapons
5 Werewolves
4 Worlds of Fiction
3 Xylophones
2 Yaks
1 Zebras
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The Worst 100 Numbers of All Time are all here. A student's worst nightmare and a statistician's best dream. Don't worry, everything here listed is a number.

1–19[edit]

1. 11
One Louder
2. 1
It's the loneliest number of them all!
e. 2.71828182845904523536
You will always have to round this number
3. thr33v3
π. Exactly 3
4. 8 15 16 23 42
Oh. Isn't that cheating?
5. 404
Where did all the porn go?
6. One
The Beatles Album.
7. Pi
3.1something who gives a rat's ass about the rest.
9. 8.
Hate
10. Radian
You know..the ratio of a circles circumference to it's area..sheesh.
11. Eleven
That's ridiculous, it's not even funny.
12. Oceans 12.
Wait. Are you even trying to be funny?
13. My ex-girlfriend's cell phone number
...that whore.
14. My SAT score.
15. Schfiffty Five.
16.
Being discreet makes it no less lonely
17. Cosine.
18. 867-5309
Jenny Jenny who can I turn to?
19.
The bleen number

20–39[edit]

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You can destroy any number in this list by multiplying it by 0?
20. Tangent.
Opposite over hypotenuse, opposite over hypotenuse, opposite over hypotenuse.
21. bleen
22. The lost numbers (4 8 15 16 23 42).
So that's where they went.
23. The number of times this number occurs in the number line.
24. Infinity
It just keeps going on for ever and ever. Mind boggling.
25. 6.9 Nobody likes being interrupted by a period.
26. Fibonacci Numbers.
27. The golden string.
29. 28.
30. Prime numbers.
31. The limit as x approaches ∞ of sin2(x)/cos(tan[x])
... fucking calculus
32. 1010011010
Keep well away from that binary number.
33. 333
Half of the beast.
34. Binary
Almost as bad as the golden string.
35. ****
My top secret chip and PIN number.
36. The found numbers.
Yeah. They're easy to lose when you turn off your calculator.
37.
Complex equations don't deserve to have real answers
38. Anything Below -1.
39. 8
If the Chinese think it's lucky, it can't be good.

40–59[edit]

“These numbers are too hard. I can't find the button that you press for it on my calculator.”

40. 999
Aussie beast.
41. φ
Nice.
42. 789.
See list item #93
43. Log 2.8235 .
44. Epsilon
It's an infinitely close to zero. Be there forever tying to find it, good luck I tells you.
45. $15.95
Too much money.
46. 29A
Hexadecimal evil.
47. 1963.
49. 48.
50. DCLXVI
Roman Numeral of the Beast.
51. ISBN 0743228642.
52. 386.
53. Your social security number.
54. 0.999999...
...is not 1!
55. 55
Umm, sweet and sour shrimp – yuk. Sweet and sour sauce – yummy. Just don't stick it on shrimp, the devils own crustacean.
56. 2/0
57. 0.01745 (180/Pi)
Notice the marks for the number "6" are "II".
59. 58.

60–79[edit]

60. 7.3157973207019E+17
61. What you get when you divide by 0.
What do you really get then?
62. 24-7.
Uncyclopedia's operating hours
63. 616.
64. Mystic rose.
65. 1337
d0n7 937 m3 $74r73d.
The number "666" is hidden in every UPC bar code. (Get a bar code and look at it!)
66. 666
The beast is everywhere, even in every barcode. All of the marks, or bars are associated with numbers at the bottom, except the marks at the first, middle, and end. Notice the marks for the number "6" are "||". And these marks are the same marks at the first, in the middle and at the end. Here's the other numbers removed. The number "666" is hidden in every UPC bar code!
67. A random number
...something bad could come up.
69. 68
70. Number 10
71. 20500
72. 13421
Don't ask why, everyone just hates it.
73. Sigma
...because it's not a number.
74. 46678
Everyone hates barcodes now.
75. Only 13 more to go.
76. 13
...is damn unlucky.
77. I don't like this one, it's boring.
78. O. U. 8. 1. 2. 
Thanks David Lee Roth
79. Love
Why can't tennis players just say zero???

80–99[edit]

80. 47.
No, really, what a crap number.
81. 37.
Is what Daniel Tammet describes 'lumpy'
82. 69.
WOOOOOO!
83. Your PIN.
Is shit
84. Unbleen.
Kinda like bleen, only with an 'un'
85. 0.000000000000001.
Total fuck-up
86. 8.
Infinity sideways. What a fuck-up
87. Eleventeen
88. 88.
It's the same backwards, forwards and upside down. And it's two infinities. Sucks.
89. 89.
It was 1989, my thoughts were short, my hair was long....caught somewhere between a boy and man. It's shit.
90. All of the eighties.
91. 142.
For a second, I thought you were going to say 419. I guess that scammer has your money now.
92. Error 84 
Damn Windows. (Reason #29 to use a Linux distribution)
93. 218.
See list item #19
94. The Beatles
The Long and Winding Road.
95. Eighty five million, seven hundred and sixty three thousand, one hundred and ninety five, and thirty two pence.
96. 96
...is the same both ways up.
97. cc-by-nc-sa 2.0
some licensing thingy.
98. 11982
99. Google.
...the really big number

100–and above?[edit]

Admins love cream pie
100. This one smells of pie.
101. 101
...because it ruins the whole "Worst 100 Numbers of All Time" idea.
102. The constant of the coordinates of X divided by Y
...to the square route of the hypotenuse of 96 times YNVNBTGIRJKKDSO plus 50 to the 303409890380349890th power times the area of an eagle's feather times the square route of 392392209.
103. 9001 It's over 9000!
103.5 9002 It's over 9000!
103.8 9003 It's over 9000!
104. 25.806975801127880315188420605149
The (square) root of all evil.
105. Tomorrow's date
It'll never come!
Googolplex.

If you thought googol was bad enough, think again. I mean googol was so big it made me depressed, but at least you could write it down as "10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000" and it looks quite harmless. Googolplex is 1 with googol noughts. That's impossible to imagine written down. What are we gonna do? There isn't enough ink and paper in the world to write it. This number depresses me so much I might actually commit suicide.

107. i
Shhh, it's a number if you believe.
108. 90210
What number can be worse than that one show? FALSE ADVERTISING.
109. lmnop
Because it is not a number, you dumbass.
110. 2 squared
WTF?!
111. 111
You are 1/6 of being the antichrist.
112. 4761
Fun fact: Press the square root button on your calculator if you type in that number and see what happens!

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