Ingism is the theory that one can add "-ing", a suffix, to verbs for use in the active present tense (e.g., run versus running). The name of this grammar usage is called gerund. Ingism goes one step further than gerund and declares any word can become a verb, nay, it is every words right to become a Ingism (Pronounced Ing-is-um...). Losely Based on Oscar Wildeism, the theory that anything said can be attributed to an author, It is one of the many theories that can only be proved correct just because it happens. Just as Oscar Wilde quotes from beyond the grave, a person can create a verb from any word in English and use it in a grammatically correct sentence.
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Proof of Ingisms
An Ingism is a word that is a verb with -ing on the end, we know such words exist in everyday life, in fact they are so common that your mums probably slept with them all, examples of such words are known as Regular Ingisms. We know if there are Regular Ingisms then logic dictates there must be theoretically Be Iregular Verbs. If an English person says an Iregular Ingism then it becomes gets to become a real word and gets a badge, sash, crown and certificate.
These are Iregular Ingisms, you will only find these in the forbidden Dictionaries and sometimes in puddles of milk spilt on shag pile carpets. See if you can guess what they mean, if you cant, you may be Idioting.
- Terrorist Attacking
- Oscar Widleing
It is generally forbidden to -ing a regular ingisms under pain of you going through the process of deathing. Such Nonsense words include:
The Grey Area
A Source of much controversy is whether un'-ing'ed words ending in -ing can be '-ing'ed to become Iregular Ingisms or are already Regular Ingisms and so would then become Forbidden Ingisms, such words are:
- Bing Crosby
Such argument has caused a rift in Ingismists (practitioners of Ingism), infact it was recently discovered that the word Inging (the action of adding '-ing' a word) might in fact be a Forbidden Ingism putting the whole concept in doubt. This discovering has caused mass Hysteriaing and Suiciding.