Interstate 4

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Interstate 4
Road
Part of the Jerry Seinfeld Interstate Highway System
Interstate
Length: Stopped counting at at 500 miles
Formed: Concrete
West End: I-275, 10 meters from your cottage in Tampa.
Major Junction: I-75, also 10 meters from your cottage.
East End: I-0 at Wikipedia

Interstate 4 (also known as The Interstate to Hell) is an Interstate of short length, that is located in Florida. the It goes from the Interstate 275 in Tampa over a marshland conservation project to the Interstate 95 on the west end of Daytona in the capital of Jimbo Wales. It is an intrastate Interstate, as it will fail you in your quest to leave Florida.

Due to the Interstate going through Tampa, Daytona Beach, Orlando, Disney World, Lake's head and Jimbo Wale's southern section, it is called the path down under. The area around the Interstate 4 is of great interest to political leaders, especially those of Bill Clinton, George Bush, George H.W. Bush, George W. Bush, and George Dubya Bush. Their campaigns took them along this Interstate many times, although the dragon controlling the Interstate would occasionally stop their convoys on their trip to Wikipedia.

Major Cities[edit]

Finding a location can be this simple.

Bolded cities are considered control cities by the Florida/Wikipedia Joint Venture of Subsidiary Interstate Control Cities Corporation Ltd.

History[edit]

  • Interstate 4 is the first Interstate to be constructed in Florida, but nobody cares.
  • In 2001, the Bridge to Wikipedia was constructed, greatly expanding the I-4 to reach the new state. This segment is made up of 500 tons of Popsicle sticks held together with carpenter's glue and a prayer.
  • The segment from Lake's Head's oval lake to the tip of another lake was designed during an orgasmic sensation.
  • By 1960, the segment reaching Orlando was complete, dawning the age of horror when Disney began exporting 'limited edition' Disney VHS tapes of it's classics.
  • It took 10 years for the interchange between the I-4 and I-75 to be completed due to Hobbits protesting against digging in their 'sacred ground'.
  • I-4 was widened in 1991 to accommodate for the dragon's lack of a sex drive.
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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Interstate 4.

Exits[edit]

The following is a list of exits through the I-4

Interstate Highway marker Interstate Highways to as High as I can Count Interstate Highway marker
0 I000.png 1 I001-1.png 2 I002.png 3 I003.jpg 4 Interstate4.PNG 5 Interstate5.PNG 6 I006.png 7 I007i009.png 8 Interstate8.PNG 9 I007i009.png 10 Interstate10.PNG 11 I011.png 12 Interstate12.PNG 13 I013.png 14 I014.png 15 Interstate15.PNG 16 Interstate16.PNG 17 Interstate17.PNG 18 I018.png 19 Interstate19.PNG
20 I020.png 21 22 I022.png 23 24 I024.png 25 I025.png 26 I026.png 27 I027.png 28 29 I029.png 30 I030.png 31 32 33 I033.png 34 I034.png 35 I035.png 36 37 I037.png 38 80 39 I039.png
40 I040-1.png 41 I041.png 42 I042.png 43 I043.png 44 I044.png 45 I045.png 46 47 48 I048.png 49 I049.png 50 I050.png 51 I051.png 52 53 54 I054.png 55 I055.png 56 I056.png 57 I057.jpg 58 59 I059.png
60 I060.png 61 I061.png 62 63 64 I064.png 65 I065.png 66 I066.jpg 67 I067.png 68 69 I069.png 70 I070.png 71 72 73 74 75 I075.png 76 I076.png 77 I077.png 78 I078.png 79
80 I080.png 81 82 I082.png 83 84 85 I085.png 86 I086.png 87 88 89 90 I090.png 91 I091.png 92 93 94 I094.png 95 I95.PNG 96 I096.png 97 I097.png 98 99 I-99.svg
Higher than I can count  100 I100.png 101 102 I102.png 135 33 180 I180.png 238 476 I476.png 666 I666.png 678 777 I777.png 878 999 I999.png
The Outsiders  ? -1 In001.png IC-69 Ic069.png H-1 H-2 H-3 H-201 A-1 A-2 A-3 A-4 PRI-1 PRI-2 PRI-3
Lists  Main - Auxiliary - Suffixed - Business - Proposed - Unsigned
Gaps - Intrastate - Interstate standards - Replaced
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West: Tampa, Florida | East: Jimbo Wales, Wikipedia
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