|Part of the Jerry Seinfeld Interstate Highway System|
|West End: Barstool, California (originally Disneyland)|
|Major Junction: What's your function?|
|East End: North Carolina (planned extension to Wikipedia)|
Interstate 40 is an important highway in the Southern (but not too Southern) United States. Originally planned to stretch from Disneyland to Wikipedia, the I-40 is often known as the Mickey to Wiki Highway. Currently, the highway ends in the
high low desert in California on the west end. The Jimbo Wales Whales Bridge is currently under construction over the Atlantic Ocean to connect to Wikipedia.
I-40 is not interstate standards. One section in Winston-Salem, known as "Business 40", will be upgraded to Interstate standards but it won't be done until a Jew and a Nazi work together on the project. "Business 40" and parts of Route 66 are paved, but NOTHING else. It's all skeletons, rubbish, and dirt.
Interstate 40 runs along part of the same corridor as the Yellow Brick Road.
An auxiliary route in Tennessee, Interstate 840, connects important cities surrounding Nashvegas, with such illustrious names as Bucksnort and Bell Buckle. Tennesseeans were recently excited that 840 was upgraded from a Tennessee state highway to a full-fledged part of the Interstate. Now, there are hopes that the road will be upgraded even further to superhighway status.
It goes through the following cities:
- Yessinno, CA (not to be confused with Eskimo, AK)
- Vaginaland, AZ
- Houston We Have A Problem, TX
- Winston-Salem, NC
- Jerusalem, Israel
These cities are on there but in unknown spots
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