Interstate 79

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Interstate 79 is a pretty unnecessary Interstate.

It starts in Erie, PA, which is nothing but a few houses and some big- ass lake ships, then it continues south through conservative Pennsylvania farm country, where the occasional industrial plant shows through the corn, through Pittsburgh, where hellish traffic reigns, and then proceeds to enter West Virginia, where the common roadside view is of a MAGA hat wearin' redneck pointing a 44. at your car. It passes through a few towns along its way, but they're really just McDonalds outposts.

It could've gone south, but everyone decided that it was such a boring highway they wouldn't build more of it. It stops in Charleston, WV, which is probably the only place in WV where people with two different last names are married.