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For those without comedic tastes, the "questionable parody" of this website called Wikipedia think they have an article about Intimate.
Japanese women have known for centuries that there is nothing more intimate than having every orifice filled with tentacles.

Intimate means close or personal. It is usually a euphemism for sexual, as in these examples:

  • Intimate relationship = They fuck like bunnies whenever they're together.
  • Intimate apparel = Crotchless panties, g-strings, edible underwear, fish-net body suits
  • Intimate contact = Genital rubbing
  • Intimate conversation = Phone sex.
  • Intimate acts = Balling
  • Intimate bits = Your scruttocks and the parts either side.