|Position||Ruler of Earth and the Pancake Empire|
Axis of Evil-Doers
|cause of death of show||SPONGEBOB SPONGEBOB SPONGEBOB!!!!!!!!!!!|
|In it for||Crushing the filthy human piggy beasts!|
If you were looking for the list of Invader Zim's incarnations (Zimii), see this page.
This page has officially been approved by Emperor Zim. Now shut up your noise tube and read the article, filthy human pig-monster!
“I MADE IT MYSELF!”
“I was in the turkey all along! ME!”
A former invader on his home planet of Irk, Zim was exiled by the Almighty Tallest for almost destroying his own home planet. His banishment sent him to Earth, a far out planet full of stupid, arrogant, and stupid bags of mostly water, called Humans, where he settled, unknown to the rest of Earth's population.
Zim first made himself known to the world when he assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand to trigger World War I and created the formula for New Coke soon after. When asked why he did this he simply said: “Your pathetic planet was boring me.” After triggering the First World War, crashing the stock market and giving Albert Einstein the idea for the Atomic Bomb, Zim was not seen publicly again till 2006 where he took over the planet from the reigns of George W. Bush. He ended The War Against Terror and created a dictatorship-economy based primarily on tasty, tasty dookie. Zim, according to his publicist Gir, went on a holiday with the ‘Piggies’. He returned a few days later and flew to the moon on a rocket made of flaming cheese. He discovered that the moon was, in fact, made of Cheetos.
It is rumored that Zim is actually an expiremental government piece of shit that was created by a race of giant radioactive rubber pants. When asked about these rumors, Zim dismissed them as "LIES!!! FILTHY LIES!!!" and had the Irken Fleet sweep Wyoming. FUN FACT: You just lost The Game. Sucks for you. (That is so fucking cheap!)((Damnit!! I lost!!))
The Vice Invader of Earth is a really retarded robot named Gir, who in some ways is also related to Oscar Wilde, not to be confused with the much more retarded puppet that Zim himself replaced during the invasion. GIR has proven to be a better leader than many ants say. He established the First Schools of Kitten Huffing and Mite Sniffing, and is currently the co-dictator and publicist of the Zim Regime of Doom. However, Gir is facing a major threat to his job from Minimoose. It is also believed in some areas that GIR is simply the Tourettes Guy in disguise. You Found a secret!
Zim has also been the main financial influence behind various boy bands and other related music. His support was possibly one of his most insidious ideas, as it was thought to drive all humans to suicide. This was unfortunately not the case. Gir however had a brief but passionate affair with three piggies at a Boy Zone concert. Justin Timberlake is believed to be an evolved version of the monkey that was used by Zim in his earlier attacks. In addition to boy band funding, Zim and Gir teamed up to beat Hitler's Zepplin in the 1337 Olympics held in Kenya, Africa. he also brutally murdered Barney and won 1,337 Awards.
Several years prior to Zim's conquest of Earth in 2006, his ingenious scheme for invasion was discovered by an intrepid human boy known only as Dib. After a light lunch of crackers and milk, Dib devised a plan to expose Zim and protect mankind. For this purpose, he enlisted the aid of renowned historian and journalist Jhonen Vasquez (best known for his works depicting the early life of famed composer Johnny "Homicidal Maniac" C.) to produce a series of documentaries in animated form "to appeal to the younger, hip teenage demographic." These programs attracted the attention of the international community, but with the opposite result from what Dib and Vasquez had intended; the public embraced Zim as a genius and a sex symbol, and hordes of "Zim fangirls" gathered in front of Dib's house to beat him with colorful plushies and mock his freakishly huge monster head. As a result, Dib was forced to flee to Guam, where he is living out his days as a monkey wrangler. Then, Zim, Dib, and Tickle-me-Emo married some weird emo-goth fangirl for publicity. It worked like a charm.
Despite the overwhelmingly positive response to the "Invader Zim" documentary cartoon show, Zim himself became enraged with its existence and did everything he could to cause its removal from television. "It is spreading filthy lies and making me look stupid!" he commented to one source, "I am not stupid! I am very...the opposite...of... you are stupid!!" Eventually, he captured its co-creator Vasquez and, on pain of tickle-torture, forced him to enter into a contract signing all rights to the show over to demons. In addition, Zim built an evil robot, named it Herb Scannel, and, after assassinating the beloved king of Nickelodeon, Marc Summers, instated it in his place. Soon after that, although it remained among the highest rated television programs in history, "Invader Zim" was cancelled. Vasquez has never been heard from again, but there is some evidence that he has been hanging upside-down from the ceiling of Zim's Palace of Doom since 2006.
Shortly after conquering Earth, Zim ordered all recordings of the show destroyed, including all VHS tapes recorded straight from TV by nerds using their dad's VCRs. Although it is rumored that episodes of the cartoon are available on the internet, in reality all versions to be found online are complete fakes, and bad people are only trying to trick you, children. A 3 volume, 6 disc DVD set purported to contain all 20-something finished episodes of "Invader Zim" have been sold by bootleggers in alleyways and out of car trunks, and at Hot Topic. but everyone who has bought them has ended up dead. (Except Doris.) Something about a ring.
“What's the "g" stand for?”
“I'm so very alive, and full of goo...mission goo!”
“IT'S GOT WAFFLE IN 'EM!!”
“THEY'VE GOT PEANUTS AND SOAP IN 'EM!!”
“Do you want to wake up the entire planet?”
“Gaz! Taste me, I'm delicious!”
“That thar Zim's a little twerp!”
“Who dares soil my normal boy head with this...pork cow???”
“That's a stinkin' muffin!”
“BUT HES JUST A BABY... HI BABY”
“Oh yeah zim we stopped ZADR that is a gay cult”
“It's just like Red Star. I GET TO BLOW THE LIVIN' SHIT OUT OF FLYIN' THINGS AGAIN!”
“I will pass probing day like a slorbeez passes her young: JIGGLY... AND FULL OF JUICE!! ”
“I want to watch the scary monkey show!”
“MORE PIGGIES GIR MORE PIGIEEEESSS!”
Invader Zim is one of the biggest influences on Goth and Emo culture, next to The Nightmare Before Christmas. It is a common accessory and seen on many emo's Myspace pages, despite the fact the invader zim show is not gothic or emo in anyway. But Zim's human bride is both Goth and Emo. She is a fan of his show. She gave birth to his spawn. She REALLY likes chicken. A LOT.
- Irken Empire
- Dr. Nefarious
- Cyborg Zim
- Bizarro Zim
- Metal Zim
- Chocolate Zim
- Republican Zim
- Bert Hussein
- Ronald McDonald
- Star Wars
- Danny Phantom
- Marvin the Martian
- Charmy Bee
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|The Host of Zimii.|
Fear them, and obey them!
If you are confused about which one you want, it's probably Invader Zim.
|Invader Zim:The original villian himself!||Dim-witted, blue, and weird: Bizarro Zim|
|Cyborg Zim: He's back and wants revenge!||A concert of doom!:Metal Zim|
|Chocolate Zim: Good enough for you to eat.||Rigging irken elections:Republican Zim|
|Audio Zim: such a wonderful voice.||Loved by millions of fangirls:Gay Zim|