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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia think they have an article about Io.
The probe Pancake 1 photographed the pancake surface after landing on Io

Io is a moon orbiting Jupiter with radius PI. It mainly consists of a huge chunk of rock covered with 50 layers of different types of pancake. The atmosphere consists of nitrogen, oxygen, and some unknown pink gas.

Coca-Cola on Io[edit]

It has recently been suggested that Io holds an abundant amount of Coca-Cola hidden beneath the pancakes. If this is true, then Io is most probably able to sustain life.