Itty Bitty Titty Committee

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The Itty Bitty Titty Committee (IBTC) is, not surprisingly, a committee, whose main objective is to provide a safe, secure and supportive haven for women with itty bitty titties.

In addition, the committee also provides professional advice and support to various government departments and worthy causes, around the world.

The IBTC’s motto is...

"Less Is More, Seriously."

Birth Of The IBTC[edit]

This woman was rejected when she applied for an IBTC membership.

Contrary to popular belief, the Itty Bitty Titty Committee was not invented by Al Gore.

Instead, the Itty Bitty Titty Committee was established in the year 9876543210 BC after the very first interaction between two female apes.

When this event occurred, "dick A" saw that "dickB" had large lumps on her body. "dick B" then noticed that "dick A" only had itty bitty lumps. "dick B" laughed at "dick A." So "dick A" ran away.

Luckily, as "Ape A" was running, she ran straight into the arms of another ape (i.e. "Ape C") who also had itty bitty lumps. They both immediately recognized each other's "lack of rack" and, subsequently, the two apes immediately became friends and vowed to stick together through thick and thin.

This initial meeting proved to be the catalyst from which the Itty Bitty Titty Committee grew. And, since that time, it has grown to become an extremely large committee with an extremely large membership, of women with extremely small boobs.

IBTC Historical Events[edit]

In terms of historical events, the IBTC's most prominent (and also most controversial) role was during the Vietnam War.

In 1969, Itty Bitty Titty Committee members around the world came together and created a great deal of propaganda to elicit an end to the supposedly illicit war. Their most famous campaign "Look What You're Fighting For" took the armed forces by surprise and (after seeing their itty bitty titties) they responded by laying down their arms, their legs and any person who was willing to go to bed with them.

The IBTC has also played a valuable role in society, by increasing the amount of awareness regarding anorexia in the fashion industry (and the world overall) thanks to a public outcry in 1981.

At the time, society felt that fat chicks were on the rise and were literally begging for a solution to this horrendous problem. Thankfully, the Itty Bitty Titty Committee answered the call by promoting the fashion industry as a healthy example of the benefits of being incredibly skinny (and also flat-chested.) They pointed out (in a worldwide campaign) that if you were an anorexic model you would get to travel, go to exotic islands, meet famous people and have lots of sex. The campaign was a huge success and, thanks to the IBTC, even today many people around the world justifiably frown upon fat women.

Criticism Of The IBTC[edit]

An IBTC member. Notice the lack of cleavage.

There is currently, and also surprisingly, no criticism of the IBTC whatsoever (despite the fact that 100% of real men prefer women with big hooters.)

The Present IBTC[edit]

Today, the IBTC is currently one of the world's most highly respected committees.

In fact, in an attempt to pay homage to the IBTC, some people with way too much time on their hands have recently made a movie called the “Itty Bitty Titty Committee.” Unfortunately, despite their best intentions, from a historical perspective the film does not go far enough and basically it ends up being just another boring chick flick.

The Future Of The IBTC[edit]

A former IBTC member with her “pretentious pieces of vanity.”

While the IBTC is not in any immediate danger of becoming extinct, there have been some questions raised, regarding biotechnology and its impact upon the committee.

In the “Itty Bitty Titty Committee 2006 Annual Report”, it was stated that there had been a slight (1%) decline in memberships in the last year, due to the ubiquity of “plastic boobs” in today's society.

However, the annual report also went on to state that mechanisms had been put in to place, to reduce the negative effect of these “pretentious pieces of vanity.”

Overall, despite these concerns, it should be emphasized that the future looks bright for the Itty Bitty Titty Committee and its tiny titty members.

Additional IBTC Tit Bits Of Information[edit]

The IBTC's "Official" guide.
  • The Itty Bitty Titty Committee is not in any way affiliated with the following list of organizations and/or publications...
  1. Hooters Restaurant.
  2. Juggs (magazine.)
  • The IBTC did not take part in any "burn the bra" events in the 1970's (due to a lack of brassieres.)
  • The Itty Bitty Titty Committee currently provides assistance to the following list of people and/or organizations...
  1. His Holiness, the Dalai Lama.
  2. Bertrand Russell.
  3. Ronald McDonald.
  • The Itty Bitty Titty Committee was not involved in any of the causes of World War I.

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