JKR Tolkien

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JKR Tolkien (JKR standing for Jedi Knight Robe, probably because of her looks while she was born) is the second daughter of the actor J.R.R Tolkien and his high-school sweetheart Anne Frank. She was born on Madagascar right after Anne Frank was elected Mrs. Holocaust.

JKR is known for speculating on his father's works and and residing in Yukon during her spare time, where she deals with extensive research about the true nature of magic mushrooms.

JKR should not be mixed up with JK Tolkien.

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