Jamesons Irish Whiskey, or Jammies as it is known to the species of animal that requires it to live, has been described as "Love". Often the consumer of Jammies is seen reclining on bed next to their beloved computer hooked up to what is fondly known as a Jammie Drip...eliminating the need to get off the bed and therefore preventing them from missing an important post on Live Journal or one of their friends coming online. Jammies is love and the consumer of this fine beverage is often quoted as saying "Jammies is the only boi allowed to ruin my life".
Some evil doers out there might try to convince the Jammie drinker to pollute Jammies with other vile substances such as coke or dry. These evil doers of course must be eliminated immediately so prevent further vile utterances hurting the ears of the humble Jammie drinker.
Jammies is love, now shut up and hook up.