By definition in the Webster Dictionary, The Javelin is:
1- an instrument utilized in the javelin throw at a track meet/competition/etc.
2- Long shaft well put to use in the game "pin-the-paraplegic-to-the-brick-wall"
Although this is a only a text book definition, there are many other un-classified definitions in many regions of the world. In southeast America, there is a common use of javelin throwing to prevent those pesky blacks from stealing the family television. Others uses have been noted as:
-baby seal impaling device -US Military instrument for sexual humor in Iraqi jail cells -Stacking stick for Jews in Germany -accessory for low riders in southwestern America (commonly used for picking lettuce)
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