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For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the "questionable parody" of this website called Wikipedia have an article about Javelin.

By definition in the Webster Dictionary, The Javelin is:

1- an instrument utilized in the javelin throw at a track meet/competition/etc.

2- Long shaft well put to use in the game "pin-the-paraplegic-to-the-brick-wall"

Although this is a only a text book definition, there are many other un-classified definitions in many regions of the world. In southeast America, there is a common use of javelin throwing to prevent those pesky blacks from stealing the family television. Others uses have been noted as:

-baby seal impaling device -US Military instrument for sexual humor in Iraqi jail cells -Stacking stick for Jews in Germany -accessory for low riders in southwestern America (commonly used for picking lettuce)